The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[Speedbag]

I hate people who will get violent defending their belief that the sports team from their area is superior to the sports team of another area.

[SacDuc]

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sac

[SacDuc]

I am humbled you have penned as close as I have seen yet to the perfect anti-Desiderata      this is quality rant

Go violently against the poised and chaste and remember what peace there may be when they are silenced . . .?



sac

[cyrus buelton]

My wife woke me up this morning to tell me that the air conditioner was sounding funny. I would have preferred a bj.

I really thought it was going down the route you ended it with.

Nice work Mexi.

[ducpainter]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=198.msg676885#msg676885

Wait...

this thread was already dead.

WTF have I done?

[SacDuc]

This is clearly NOT a King Kong Bundy kind of thread. This is a Ric Flair kind of thread!!





WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[herm]

as if AGAS...

[SacDuc]

as if AGAS...

You'd GAS if Jimmy SuperFly Snuka busted a coconut over your head!

[rgramjet]

Just dont let George "The Animal" Steele eat the turnbuckle padding before slamming your face into it!!

It scares me more than a little bit that I know exactly what you are talking about.....

[GAAN]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pennyrobber]

Just clicked over 1000 posts. That took longer than on TOB.

[SacDuc]

Just clicked over 1000 posts. That took longer than on TOB.

At a million posts you get the gold belt.

[Speedbag]

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sac

Here ya go: http://store.theonion.com/product/the-sports-team-from-my-area-is-superior-to,39/

I prefer the "Area Man" shirt myself....

[Stinky Wizzleteats]

I hate how my hands smell like onions for days after I have cut them. 

Even after scrubbing them with salt/lemon juice.

And I can't stop sniffing them.

[GAAN]

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I don't get it and I bet no one gives a shit