The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[KnightofNi]

so last night i got bored and put on the viking helmet and startedf invading different rooms of the house with my axe.

coconut rum is the devil...esp when you fill the glass halfway up before adding ice and mixer.

suprisingly i'm not really hungover today. just tired from being up until 2am.


ohh and i woke up with the axe next to me in bed. luckily i was smart enough to keep the cover over the blade (or too drunk to get it off)

[eltristo]

eegah!

happy hour is evil. 

I need to eat something, but I am home and have nothing... lame...

You know they have food at happy hour, yes?

[KnightofNi]

i'm back...anyone else? 

[teddy037.2]

had two blue hawaiis over in haleiwa w/some eats...

as soon as I can muster then strength, I'll probably be headed on down to ye olde dive for some brews and quiet

[eltristo]

Brews and quiet?  In town?

[teddy037.2]

Brews and quiet?  In town?

waldo's... thursday=dead. although, it is a friday, of sorts...

[eltristo]

I am too drunk and tired to go to Waldos tonight.  And tomorrow is booked already.  Monday or Tuesday perhaps?

[Ash]

last night was my bday party... had a fookin blast     




......aaaaand a couple of my employees bought me a friggin blowup doll.  i'm thinking of naming her cupcake and putting her on the back of my bike.

[c_rex]

c'mon it's 4:17pm PST and nobody has posted on 4th of July Friday?  What's wrong with you people?  Are you all out wasting money on fireworks rather than drinking?  /sigh


....


fine- I'll listen to George Thorogood's "I drink alone" one more time and expect better results later.

[DucMouse the Mighty]

hi

[c_rex]

hi

how you doin'?   

[c_rex]

bah... found the 'official' thread ... time for another drink!

[695LAM]

last night was my bday party... had a fookin blast     

Got to see pics of that please.



......aaaaand a couple of my employees bought me a friggin blowup doll.  i'm thinking of naming her cupcake and putting her on the back of my bike.

[somegirl]

......aaaaand a couple of my employees bought me a friggin blowup doll.  i'm thinking of naming her cupcake and putting her on the back of my bike.

Don't forget the other idea we had for her in a couple of weeks time.

[eltristo]

c'mon it's 4:17pm PST and nobody has posted on 4th of July Friday?  What's wrong with you people?  Are you all out wasting money on fireworks rather than drinking?  /sigh

Why I wasn't posting last night:



Beer, then wine, then a cored pineapple filled with pina colada.  then we ran out of coco lopez so it just got filled with rum.  wheee!