The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[zarn02]

WTF?

don't tell me I'm the only one who's been drinking all week...

i've had a few nights that were drunk and crazy, but haven't been thinking to post up about them.

blame korea.

[Buzzy]

I wanted to take this moment to thank Vegas for setting me free a day early.  Thank you for keeping me high and delirious on vodka and red bull for 2 1/2 straight sleepless days.  Thank you to T who found my purse and shoes for me and to Blake who made sure that I arrived to the bathroom floor with all of my clothes on.  Thank you to Matty for the art show tour (was that guy seriously selling salt on canvas?).  Thank you to the bartender at that strange Japanese restaurant for kicking us out (I didn't mean what I said about your tie).  Thank you to Uncle D for making us forget to eat for two days.  Thank you to the girl with the hugest (I mean hugest) chest I have ever seen, your dance moves at the 944 party were amazing and the boys loved squirting you with their guns (duh! water guns).  Thank you Hard Rock for the grown-up bouncy castle, the balls in there gave me a bloody nose.  Thank you Dave (or Greg?) for buying us pizza and making us eat.  Finally- props to the famous rapper guy with Ice-T(sorry-don't know your name) who dug my Duc tank and asked me about my bike.  I am sorry that I walked away from you and made my friends mad.  Oh, and thank you Vegas for only taking $40 of mine the whole trip!!!  And if I did anything naughty or offensive to anyone when I was there, you know the rules.  Ok-not drunk now, but it's sort of a confessional/thankful  kind of thing.  Thanks.

[Ash]

and the associated stress from chatting up a cute chick. but whatever.

if that's stressing you out, you're either doing something wrong or talking to the wrong cute chick!

[teddy037.2]

if that's stressing you out, you're either doing something wrong or talking to the wrong cute chick!

I was just wiggin' out that one day. it's cool now  it was just weird, because that was the first time in years I've felt nervous chattin' someone up.   

[Ash]

if you rip a big one mid-convo, it pretty much kills the tension.

try it!

[m0t0g0th]

so..
Giovanni's in Berkeley has a full bar - good food, there's always entre coupons around, and a full, wonderful bar.
rusty nail - awesome.  sidecar - well and good.

Downtown in Berkeley has the strange liquors, and a "Sylph" with the new local absinthe tastes marvelous if you like horehound candies.  i personally don't believe that the FDA/DEA allows enough wormwood/thujone to let domestic absinthe ACTUALLY be anything more than high-test licorice liquor, but whatever.  it's got a nifty taste and.. crap.. it's HIGH TEST if nothing else, woo!

Downtown's funny bartenders will also talk booze and the making of, and even when they're in a hurry if you're asking questions they'll help you out.
the little guy with dark hair will talk martini philosophy and mechanics, and the red-head foofy haired lady (not there tonight) has helped me out with goofy liquor.  ... Downtown also has the VEP Chartreuse. it's my favorite expensive bar.

M8 turned 43 so i took public transport in and then we barhopped.

Good things.

[teddy037.2]

if you rip a big one mid-convo, it pretty much kills the tension.

try it!

I'll keep that one in mind, sweetness... 


otherwise... I am drunk. 2 minutes to friday, and I wish to your god(s) that I could CIS... but I know I shouldn't. so whatever.

at least it's almost friday! w00t!!!! make the beast with two backs the rest!!!!

[teddy037.2]

poop.

it's friday.

guess I should have me another beer, since all hope is lost.

[Ash]

poop.

it's friday.

guess I should have me another beer, since all hope is lost.

you ok man?

bear hug.

[teddy037.2]

I'm ok, that was just drunken rambling 

gotta find me some eats and I'm off to work!

[cmorgan47]

not drunk, but got a buzz...

love beer lunch fridays

[Manny]

Downtown in Berkeley has the strange liquors, and a "Sylph" with the new local absinthe tastes marvelous if you like horehound candies.  i personally don't believe that the FDA/DEA allows enough wormwood/thujone to let domestic absinthe ACTUALLY be anything more than high-test licorice liquor, but whatever.  it's got a nifty taste and.. crap.. it's HIGH TEST if nothing else, woo!

I'm pretty sure there is zero wormwood allowed in nowadays. Hence it is not absinthe, but often marketed as "absente" or some similar suggestive name.

For high octane anise flavored liquor, try ouzo or arak. The European versions are good, but a bit too smooth and refined. For the real thing, get the Mediterranean/Middle Eastern versions.

What's with the fleur de lis? Are you a French murderer? 

poop.

it's friday.

guess I should have me another beer, since all hope is lost.

I'm right there wit' ya.

I need a drink... or the ban yourself thread ... 

[Randimus Maximus]

hittin' it early today, Manny? 

[zarn02]

man, i could go for some arak... that's good stuff.

[vwboomer]

mmm I picked up 8 bottles of Skyy in various flavors for $6 each. The distributer was no longer going to carry it. o rwhatever. I dont care. It was cheap. I'm drinkin Sky Melon and Diet Dew. I'm SURE i'll be able to get to sleep for work tonight