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Started by elyse, July 12, 2011, 04:34:20 PM

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elyse

#30
July 13, 2011, 09:04:47 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 13, 2011, 04:51:26 AM
Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?

things to ponder at night...  [laugh]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Mother

#31
July 14, 2011, 01:17:58 AM
Quote from: elyse on July 13, 2011, 09:04:47 AM
things to ponder at night...  [laugh]

no no no

these are not things to ponder at night

these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about

while you rock back and forth whimpering softly
found my old skin suit

akmnstr

#32
July 14, 2011, 05:48:04 AM
It's crimes like this that keeps Freud and his penis envy thing alive.  Now, if women would just stop cutting off tallewackers Freud and his whole sexist view of the mind would go away.   :D ;)
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

ducatiz

#33
July 14, 2011, 06:08:17 AM
alternatively... Freud was right.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#34
July 14, 2011, 06:45:08 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 14, 2011, 01:17:58 AM
no no no

these are not things to ponder at night

these are things to lock away in a little box in a dark corner of your mind and forget about

while you rock back and forth whimpering softly

it's ok, i'll hold you.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Monsterlover

#35
July 14, 2011, 07:27:07 AM
[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

RAT900

#36
July 14, 2011, 07:31:39 AM
words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":

Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs

have I missed any?
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducatiz

#37
July 14, 2011, 07:33:05 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 07:31:39 AM
words that should never be used in the same sentence as the word "penis":

Knife
Razor
Broken Bottle
Teeth
Fangs

have I missed any?

"broken glass rod"
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

akmnstr

#38
July 14, 2011, 07:35:02 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 06:08:17 AM
alternatively... Freud was right.

Of course.  But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal?  Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.   [bow_down] [bow_down] to the golden icon.  
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

RAT900

#39
July 14, 2011, 07:35:27 AM
true!! agghh

cleats, blowtorch,
This is an insult to the Pez community

KnightofNi

#40
July 14, 2011, 07:56:21 AM
grinder
sander
removed
stuck
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

#41
July 14, 2011, 08:12:14 AM
Quote from: akmnstr on July 14, 2011, 07:35:02 AM
Of course.  But if she envied the thing why would she put it in the disposal?  Yes, she was angry but if it was a case of envy you think she would of had it cast in bronze and displayed on the mantel.   [bow_down] [bow_down] to the golden icon.  

because she can't truly "have" it, without surgery.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducatiz

#42
July 14, 2011, 08:13:03 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 14, 2011, 07:35:27 AM
true!! agghh

cleats, blowtorch,

splinter
shard
skinned
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

akmnstr

#43
July 14, 2011, 08:30:59 AM
The latest update is here http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/14/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Looks like there intend to through the book at her.  This thing must be bigger than I first thought [laugh] [laugh].
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Monsterlover

#44
July 14, 2011, 08:34:03 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on July 14, 2011, 08:13:03 AM
splinter
shard
skinned

Angry hornet
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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