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Started by elyse, July 12, 2011, 04:34:20 PM

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Mother

#60
July 14, 2011, 09:20:41 AM
If you people stop talking about it the thread will go away and then we can all forget it ever happened and Mr Becker can peacefully open his head with his .45 and we can all get back to living lives where we don't talk about things like this and it will all be better k thanks.
found my old skin suit

fastwin

#61
July 14, 2011, 09:21:36 AM
This is better than the joke thread. [laugh] I'm sticking to my guns, ease up on hassling the wife for fun and never mention this story. [thumbsup]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

elyse

#62
July 14, 2011, 09:45:23 AM
becker pecker wrecker  [laugh]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Monsterlover

#63
July 14, 2011, 09:47:39 AM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducatiz

#64
July 14, 2011, 09:53:48 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

akmnstr

#65
July 14, 2011, 11:21:30 AM
I think we should do a listing of possible organ (I mean member) donors.
Or should I say a list of members that are willing to donate their members to Becker's husband. 
A membership drive for members!


After-all we all ride motorcycles and many of the non-riding public think of us as organ donors. 



Donate your member and avoid the horrors of MANoPause.

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/14/do-guys-experience-manopause/?
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando

Speedbag

#66
July 14, 2011, 11:29:20 AM
I'm imagining a vast array of quick-detachable members and an amazing career in porn in his future.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

orangelion03

#67
July 14, 2011, 01:47:53 PM
Lucy Liu can play her in the inevitable made-for-cable movie.
VIVA LA EVOLUCION!!!
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