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Started by elyse, July 12, 2011, 04:34:20 PM

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elyse

July 12, 2011, 04:34:20 PM
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Ddan

#1
July 12, 2011, 04:52:46 PM
Wow, she was angry.   :o
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elyse

#2
July 12, 2011, 04:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

lethe

#3
July 12, 2011, 05:01:25 PM
Quote from: elyse on July 12, 2011, 04:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!
well, I imagine that's what she must have viewed it as
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#4
July 12, 2011, 05:44:30 PM
Holy make the beast with two backs. :P
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#5
July 12, 2011, 06:20:22 PM
Quote from: elyse on July 12, 2011, 04:56:29 PM
ya think?? that's just craziness... i mean the garbage disposal?? ouch!!

not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all.. 

(side thought:  I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)
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July 12, 2011, 06:26:13 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on July 12, 2011, 06:20:22 PM
not really ouch, she already cut it off.. he wasn't feelign the disposal at all.. 

(side thought:  I wonder if some garbage disposal company could use this as an advert...?)
they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.
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#7
July 12, 2011, 06:28:50 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on July 12, 2011, 06:26:13 PM
they're gonna use it as a pitch to lawyers.

make the beast with two backs that
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#8
July 12, 2011, 07:04:31 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on July 12, 2011, 06:28:50 PM
make the beast with two backs that

Do so...

carefully.
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#9
July 12, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story! [bang] [laugh]
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#10
July 12, 2011, 07:37:43 PM
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elyse

#11
July 12, 2011, 07:57:26 PM
lol! you guys are cracking me up!! i do have to say i have been significantly angry at men in my life before, but ive NEVER considered chopping it off & throwing it in the garbage disposal...that's just wicked!
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

red baron

#12
July 12, 2011, 08:30:53 PM
Not really a surprise in that neighborhood.  :P
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July 13, 2011, 01:00:52 AM
Quote from: fastwin on July 12, 2011, 07:07:37 PM
Note to self: stop irritating the wife and don't let her see that story! [bang] [laugh]

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#14
July 13, 2011, 01:08:17 AM Last Edit: July 13, 2011, 01:30:14 AM by RAT900
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



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