The art of the sale.

[lethe]

Things are getting silly now. Apparently the ads been passed around and has made it on a few websites. My email is filling up with people thinking its funny and I even got a job offer to write ad copy for some ad company

just remember us when you're rich and famous

[AJ]

Things are getting silly now. Apparently the ads been passed around and has made it on a few websites. My email is filling up with people thinking its funny and I even got a job offer to write ad copy for some ad company

  that's awesome!

Has the bike sold?  If not, keep the bike, and pay for the Ural through the side work writing ads 

[Grampa]

bp.... the new Joe Isuzu 

[zooom]

bp.... the new Joe Isuzu 

hahahahahahahaahahaaa


that would be plain awesome in ressurection

[spolic]

The ad has made it to my local MC forum.  http://pnwriders.com/motorcycle-talk/161193-maybe-best-craigs-list-ad.html

[triangleforge]

And here: http://mylifeatspeed.com/archives/8952 - I got there via a Facebook post linked to Moto Corsa, the Portland Ducati Dealer...

[mitt]

Nice work - it is viral!


mitt

[Mother]

Nice work - it is viral!


mitt

and there's no cream for it

[rgramjet]

and there's no cream for it

More Cowbell??

[zooom]

More Cowbell??

I don't think he grabbed Bessie's bell when he snubbed her nose....

[ducatiz]

i'm sellin' a lawnmower, can you do the same for it?

it's a 20 year old Craftsman.  Doesn't run, but it has a carbon fiber exhaust.

[Grampa]

i'm sellin' a lawnmower, can you do the same for it?

it's a 20 year old Craftsman.  Doesn't run, but it has a carbon fiber exhaust.

Rough Draft....

Ladies and Gentlemen.... children of all ages (except you liberal tree hugg'n hippys).... I present to you.... the worlds sickest, mostest, bestest, baddest tool ever to grace your front lawn. (I say front and not the back, because the neighbors never see the back, so who gives a shit)

This here Craftsman may look old.... but don't let that fool ya..... Ronald Reagan was old, and he scared a shitload of people, and proved to be quite the crafty bastard. And that's just what this mower does.... only it make the beast with two backss with the grass, weeds, lost news papers, dog toys and any other shit hiding in your lawn. Not only does this baby look like Reagan.... but it was built in the Reagan era, a time when shit was built tough. (yeah yeah yeah... I know Johnny Weir  was born in the 80's and he ain't so tough.... but be'n born is not the same as be'n built..... just ask Pam Anderson....she wasn't born with those sweater puppies... she had them built)

This this is sooooo f'n badass.... it doesnt even have to run. Just roll it out of the garage and all the shit in your yard just runs away like lil yeller French soldiers. ( by God you better have a garage.... every man should have a garage. I demand proof of garage ownership prior to sale)

[zooom]

Rough Draft....

Ladies and Gentlemen.... children of all ages (except you liberal tree hugg'n hippys).... I present to you.... the worlds sickest, mostest, bestest, baddest tool ever to grace your front lawn. (I say front and not the back, because the neighbors never see the back, so who gives a shit)

This here Craftsman may look old.... but don't let that fool ya..... Ronald Reagan was old, and he scared a shitload of people, and proved to be quite the crafty bastard. And that's just what this mower does.... only it make the beast with two backss with the grass, weeds, lost news papers, dog toys and any other shit hiding in your lawn. Not only does this baby look like Reagan.... but it was built in the Reagan era, a time when shit was built tough. (yeah yeah yeah... I know Johnny Weir  was born in the 80's and he ain't so tough.... but be'n born is not the same as be'n built..... just ask Pam Anderson....she wasn't born with those sweater puppies... she had them built)

This this is sooooo f'n badass.... it doesnt even have to run. Just roll it out of the garage and all the shit in your yard just runs away like lil yeller French soldiers. ( by God you better have a garage.... every man should have a garage. I demand proof of garage ownership prior to sale)

hahahahahahaahahaaa...too fookin funny!!!

[ducatiz]

Rough Draft....

Ladies and Gentlemen.... children of all ages (except you liberal tree hugg'n hippys).... I present to you.... the worlds sickest, mostest, bestest, baddest tool ever to grace your front lawn. (I say front and not the back, because the neighbors never see the back, so who gives a shit)

This here Craftsman may look old.... but don't let that fool ya..... Ronald Reagan was old, and he scared a shitload of people, and proved to be quite the crafty bastard. And that's just what this mower does.... only it make the beast with two backss with the grass, weeds, lost news papers, dog toys and any other shit hiding in your lawn. Not only does this baby look like Reagan.... but it was built in the Reagan era, a time when shit was built tough. (yeah yeah yeah... I know Johnny Weir  was born in the 80's and he ain't so tough.... but be'n born is not the same as be'n built..... just ask Pam Anderson....she wasn't born with those sweater puppies... she had them built)

This this is sooooo f'n badass.... it doesnt even have to run. Just roll it out of the garage and all the shit in your yard just runs away like lil yeller French soldiers. ( by God you better have a garage.... every man should have a garage. I demand proof of garage ownership prior to sale)

when i make a picture, i'm gonna post it tonight..

u rawq

[Triple J]

Rough Draft....

Ladies and Gentlemen.... children of all ages (except you liberal tree hugg'n hippys).... I present to you.... the worlds sickest, mostest, bestest, baddest tool ever to grace your front lawn. (I say front and not the back, because the neighbors never see the back, so who gives a shit)

This here Craftsman may look old.... but don't let that fool ya..... Ronald Reagan was old, and he scared a shitload of people, and proved to be quite the crafty bastard. And that's just what this mower does.... only it make the beast with two backss with the grass, weeds, lost news papers, dog toys and any other shit hiding in your lawn. Not only does this baby look like Reagan.... but it was built in the Reagan era, a time when shit was built tough. (yeah yeah yeah... I know Johnny Weir  was born in the 80's and he ain't so tough.... but be'n born is not the same as be'n built..... just ask Pam Anderson....she wasn't born with those sweater puppies... she had them built)

This this is sooooo f'n badass.... it doesnt even have to run. Just roll it out of the garage and all the shit in your yard just runs away like lil yeller French soldiers. ( by God you better have a garage.... every man should have a garage. I demand proof of garage ownership prior to sale)

You should take the job offer to write ads.