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Started by Grampa, October 06, 2011, 08:39:11 AM

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ducatiz

Done and done

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/grd/2661592558.html

I already got one reply:

QuoteFrom: Tom
To: sale-w4h6c-2661592558@craigslist.org
Sent: Friday, October 21, 2011 3:11 PM
Subject: best craftsman mower eVER - $100 (Fairfax)

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** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams


Sorry â€" could not get past your language!

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/grd/2661592558.html

My reply:

Quoteparlayz vooz frahn-sez?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speedbag

OK, Joel....

I'm considering selling my Crafsman Yard Vac on the 'list. Great machine, but my current yard is too big. Basically like this, only green and minus the giant pickup hose: http://www.craftsman.com/lawn-garden-yard-power-equipment-yard-vacuums-leaf-shredders/s-1300213

Have at it. ;D
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Mulletbiker

On the outskirts of nowhere on a real road to somewhere in the face of indecision I'll always take the round-about way......... Marillion

Grampa

Quote from: Speedbag on October 21, 2011, 01:36:38 PM
OK, Joel....

I'm considering selling my Crafsman Yard Vac on the 'list. Great machine, but my current yard is too big. Basically like this, only green and minus the giant pickup hose: http://www.craftsman.com/lawn-garden-yard-power-equipment-yard-vacuums-leaf-shredders/s-1300213
[cheeky]
Have at it. ;D

After I get off work  [cheeky]
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducatiz

Quote from: Mulletbiker on October 21, 2011, 01:41:28 PM
Damn , went to check out the CL link & " Flagged for Removal "  [bang]

bastards wiht no sense of humor

BP, can I get a rebuttal post for that?

I mean.. same basic ad for my Craftsman mower, but with a "I'm sorry you are wieners" sort of thing
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Grampa

Apparently PLO stands for....pissed lawn objects.

I'd complain to the UN about the flagging.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lethe

seems like you need to make a Craigslist ad for your service of writing Craigslist ads

I want to see you make one for selling midget foot massages
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

MendoDave

OOOh! I could use a Midget foot massage!

ducatiz

Quote from: D Paoli on October 22, 2011, 08:20:38 PM
OOOh! I could use a Midget foot massage!

you have very tiny feet??
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

MendoDave

Size 12 feet. I just want a 30 second foot massage.  ;D

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.