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Started by ungeheuer, June 17, 2013, 03:12:03 PM

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ungeheuer

June 17, 2013, 03:12:03 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 05:22:07 PM by ungeheuer
It's safer today to fall from 15 floors up than it was yesterday....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-22932001

.. anybody care to disprove this stat?   ;D

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ungeheuer

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June 17, 2013, 03:13:50 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 05:05:50 PM by ungeheuer
50% of year 9 maths students results fall below the national average.

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ungeheuer

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June 17, 2013, 03:16:41 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 05:40:07 PM by ungeheuer
A large number of pedestrians are the result of accidents.
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ungeheuer

#3
June 17, 2013, 03:31:46 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 05:40:46 PM by ungeheuer
46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet...

88.7% of women say they ALWAYS find the seat left up after a male has used the toilet...

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suzyj

#4
June 17, 2013, 03:32:42 PM
Two games won from eleven.

But playing Melbourne next...


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ungeheuer

#5
June 17, 2013, 03:36:35 PM Last Edit: June 17, 2013, 05:43:20 PM by ungeheuer
Of the Grand Finals played against St Kilda, Collingwood have won just 33.33%.

0.00001% of Collingwood supporters have enough intelligence to be electronics wizards.

100% of electronics wizards who support Collingwood are absolute bastards   [cheeky].



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lethe

#6
June 17, 2013, 03:58:42 PM
99.94% of Australian statistics make no sense to the modern world here in the US.  [cheeky]
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ducpainter

#7
June 17, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
Quote from: lethe on June 17, 2013, 03:58:42 PM
99.94% of Australian statistics make no sense to the modern world here in the US.  [cheeky]
The toilet seat stat makes absolute sense. ;D
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lethe

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June 17, 2013, 04:03:52 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 17, 2013, 04:02:41 PM
The toilet seat stat makes absolute sense. ;D
shh with your logic  [laugh]
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Triple J

#9
June 17, 2013, 04:06:42 PM
At least 0.0087% of DMF members can't spell statistics.

[or have fat fingers]

LowThudd

#10
June 17, 2013, 04:09:10 PM
A commonly used solvent is consumed by most people on the planet. 100% of those who drink it will die!



Sssh! It's WATER. [drink]

ducpainter

#11
June 17, 2013, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: LowThudd on June 17, 2013, 04:09:10 PM
A commonly used solvent is consumed by most people on the planet. 100% of those who drink it will die!



Sssh! It's WATER. [drink]
I do not drink plain water...

fish make the beast with two backs in it.  ;)
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Speeddog

#12
June 17, 2013, 04:12:21 PM
93% of drivers consider themselves above-average drivers.
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LowThudd

#13
June 17, 2013, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on June 17, 2013, 04:11:16 PM
I do not drink plain water...

fish make the beast with two backs in it.  ;)

That's why I said MOST people. lol

ducpainter

#14
June 17, 2013, 04:31:20 PM
Quote from: Triple J on June 17, 2013, 04:06:42 PM
At least 0.0087% of DMF members can't spell statistics.

[or have fat fingers]
At least 1 DMFer doesn't like abbreviations :-*
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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