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Started by Popeye the Sailor, February 04, 2016, 10:57:19 AM

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Grampa

#15
February 04, 2016, 04:57:40 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on February 04, 2016, 04:43:23 PM
You meet the strangest people on a Duc...


No shit....
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#16
February 04, 2016, 05:16:20 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


krolik

#17
February 04, 2016, 06:15:41 PM
He got hit by a run away moose and was last seen crossing the border to Canada.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Popeye the Sailor

#18
February 04, 2016, 06:43:47 PM
Quote from: krolik on February 04, 2016, 06:15:41 PM
He got hit by a run away moose and was last seen crossing the border to Canada.

He's in Vertical Scopes freezer?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

hbliam

#19
February 05, 2016, 11:54:56 AM
Ducpainter sold him to verticlescope.

DarkMonster620

#20
February 05, 2016, 01:24:38 PM
He changed profession and his name . . . he's walking among us with a different name and no longer an attorney/lawyer[never knew the difference], but a medical examiner . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#21
February 05, 2016, 02:55:30 PM
Quote from: hbliam on February 05, 2016, 11:54:56 AM
Ducpainter sold him to verticlescope.
I think I coulda got more...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#22
February 05, 2016, 03:09:14 PM
He set sail one day, for a three hour tour.....a three hour tour
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

DarkMonster620

#23
February 05, 2016, 03:43:27 PM
I think I know what happened:

On his last trip to Iceland, the tour guide Hannah, took a detour, they slipped and fell down, they found a river and followed it, this river ended in a waterfall but they kept going deeper and deeper into Earth's center . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Howie

#24
February 05, 2016, 08:39:33 PM
Nah, I think kopfjäger has it figured out.  He does have a boat.

MendoDave

#25
February 07, 2016, 12:34:59 AM Last Edit: February 07, 2016, 12:52:12 AM by Mendo Dave
He needs one more nickel to get off the MTA.
Did he ever return?
No he never returned
And his fate is stil Unlearned...

He went out hunting and someone mistook him for a jackalope. He now hangs on the wall in a rich man's parlor.

He discovered a passageway behind the filing cabinets that drops him off on the New Jersey Turnpike.

He tried Camel Racing for the first time and the beast he was on got spooked and ran off into the woods. They are still looking for him and the camel.

He accepeted the mission shortly after the the message self destructed. He liked the rubber face he was wearing so much that he decided to keep it on.

He was detained on a diplomatic mission to Alderon.

He is out on a mission with Ding Chavez and John Clark

He was caught wearing only his underwear in a San Francisco Parking garage, and now faces charges if indecent exposure. His mom came to bail him out.

MendoDave

#26
February 07, 2016, 01:29:54 AM
He was arrested by the ministry of Love for "Thought Crime" and is currently being re educated.

The Point was not apparent to him so he went off in search of it with his dog Arrow.

He's making all his Nowhere plans for Nobody.

The ship he was on had limited life support, so he and Scotty put themselves in the transporter pattern buffer on a continuous loop until help arrives.

He's in a Tiajuana Jail.

He's doing important research at McMurdo station and plans to winter over again this year on the ice.

He and Robbie the robot are working feverishly to repair the sabotage done to the ship by Dr. Smith.

Monsterlover

#27
February 11, 2016, 06:29:12 PM
This thread.... Yes.

[laugh]
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

krolik

#28
February 12, 2016, 10:01:53 AM
In a South American jungle, pursued by an alien hunter, he got to the chopper.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

Monsterlover

#29
February 12, 2016, 10:03:12 AM
He made it to 88mph and was able to go back in time to stop Biff.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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