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Started by Popeye the Sailor, February 04, 2016, 10:57:19 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

February 04, 2016, 10:57:19 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2016, 01:14:52 PM by Satellite smithy
You know. I know it.

Our beloved flounder is missing. Where is he? I have some theories. Feel free to add yours.

Someone got him pregnant, and he's gone to a community of older men in a similar situation.

He was out hiking and now has his arm stuck under a boulder.

At this hour, he remains trapped in a Chilean mine with the other missing flounders.

He is currently on Rumspringa.

He's been away filming a National Geographic Special and has been slowly gaining the trust of a family of meerkats.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Popeye the Sailor

#1
February 04, 2016, 11:35:55 AM
He is currently on an uninhabited island in the pacific and has made friends with a volleyball.

He's been spending his time fulfilling the terms of his crazy uncles will and living in a haunted house.

He's been kidnapped and is trapped in a cave in the middle east constructing his own Iron Man suit.

He's currently in Moscow or Ecuador, or on a flight somewhere. Or escaped from the National Zoo.
We don't know.

He's been spending his time with a lonely millionaire. Say what you will, but he's making three thousand dollars.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Randimus Maximus

#2
February 04, 2016, 11:42:52 AM
He got hired as a nanny and moved to California.

Howie

#3
February 04, 2016, 12:52:38 PM
He ran off to meet up with the long missing Waldorf.

kopfjäger

#4
February 04, 2016, 01:59:09 PM
He went to see Cyrus
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Randimus Maximus

#5
February 04, 2016, 02:27:13 PM
He went to test ride a 140mph 620 Capirex.  [Dolph]

Popeye the Sailor

#6
February 04, 2016, 03:07:57 PM
He's waiting at home for the cable company. They said they'd be there between noon and two on November 4th, 2015.

He's on a tour with his ambient jazz quartet, Statler and the Waldorfs.

He's searching for treasure based on a map he found on the back of the constitution.

He's following his dream of working as a nude model for the arts program at Rutgers.

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Randimus Maximus

#7
February 04, 2016, 03:38:40 PM Last Edit: February 04, 2016, 04:43:01 PM by Randimus Maximus
He's searching for old car parts for a "project he's wanted to do for years".

He's working as an unpaid intern at a "up and coming" machine shop in Pennsylvania.

He's documenting Randal's exploits with supermodels.

He's a Walmart greeter in Southern Alabama.

He was a monkey at the last IOM TT and was flung into the sea on a really sharp corner.

kopfjäger

#8
February 04, 2016, 03:58:09 PM
He went out to his Ferrari, found this and.........


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NAKID

#9
February 04, 2016, 04:07:12 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on February 04, 2016, 03:58:09 PM
He went out to his Ferrari, found this and.........




And she still looks good at 62!

2005 S2R800
2006 S2R1000
2015 Monster 821

Randimus Maximus

#10
February 04, 2016, 04:20:16 PM
He became a nomad and is currently living with IZ.

Grampa

#11
February 04, 2016, 04:37:06 PM Last Edit: February 04, 2016, 04:39:36 PM by Grampa
Just last year....he gave me crabs.



I eated them.

We had whiskey and Dewars chews too.



The scene of the crime.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#12
February 04, 2016, 04:43:23 PM
You meet the strangest people on a Duc...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Randimus Maximus

#13
February 04, 2016, 04:43:50 PM
He's on a trenching crew creating the trans-continental pipeline for DIMBY cider.

Grampa

#14
February 04, 2016, 04:46:13 PM
He may  or may not be making gods chicken right about now.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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