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Started by Popeye the Sailor, February 04, 2016, 10:57:19 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

#30
February 12, 2016, 11:36:16 AM
He's engaged in taking back his town from the grips of the local crooked casino, "Walking Tall" style.

He is currently competing on America's Next Top Model

In a huge deal, he's actually been taken over by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos

He's working on his costume for next years Carnivale and he looks Spectacular.

He's spending the winter months training with the New York Giants. Apparently he's very happy and in almost constant pain.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

krolik

#31
February 13, 2016, 10:36:41 AM
He's trying to make the Kessel Run in less than 11 parsecs.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

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Randimus Maximus

#32
February 13, 2016, 12:02:21 PM Last Edit: February 13, 2016, 12:11:10 PM by Randimus Maximus
He moved to Arizona and opened a "get fit" gym with an unnamed partner.

Grampa

#33
February 13, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
He grew a vajayjay, became a rapper and changed his name to P-stat.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

kopfjäger

#34
February 13, 2016, 12:45:54 PM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2016, 12:02:21 PM
He moved to Arizona and opened a "get fit" gym with an unnamed partner.

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Statler

#35
July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>

What day is today?
Wait, where am I?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Monsterlover

#36
July 05, 2017, 10:17:48 AM
Quote from: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>

What day is today?
Wait, where am I?

You were in a terrible accident. Your body was frozen until we had the technology to repair you.

The downside is that the tech keeping you alive runs on alcohol. If you stop drinking

You.

Will.

Die.

Welcome back ;D
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duccarlos

#37
July 06, 2017, 06:34:00 AM
Quote from: Statler on July 05, 2017, 10:08:53 AM
<wakes up and rubs eyes>

What day is today?
Wait, where am I?

He's alive!!!!
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herm

#38
July 06, 2017, 07:59:42 AM
He's (was..) a lawyer for the Baltimore branch of "The Family." Currently living in witness protection somewhere in Canada...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Grampa

#39
July 06, 2017, 08:37:52 AM
and eating Chick-fil-A.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

herm

#40
July 06, 2017, 04:53:10 PM
He's still looking for the parts for that rearset....
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

ADG

#41
July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.

ducpainter

#42
July 12, 2017, 03:20:33 AM
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.
That was uncalled for.
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Howie

#43
July 12, 2017, 04:08:33 AM
Quote from: ADG on July 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Idiot lawyer took a dirt nap.

Ouch!

Grampa

#44
July 12, 2017, 08:33:41 AM
You can always pick out the kid who wasn't breast fed.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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