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Started by Grampa, June 03, 2008, 11:34:38 AM

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herm

#105
June 17, 2008, 07:59:41 PM
never, ever, pay for an extended warrenty :P
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

minkman

#106
June 18, 2008, 08:37:46 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on June 11, 2008, 03:11:50 PM
Never say "Its a Minkman" to someone that calls themself "Minkman"..... ;D

Some one's dog has left something under your chair.

Gotcha. It's a Minkman. <shrug>

Old SNL reference for those who are clueless.

johnster

#107
June 19, 2008, 11:09:27 AM
Get emotionally attached to your heroin-addict girlfriend (she was hot + hid it well @ first, believe me!!)

Start your bike for a crowd of co-workers while standing next to it and forget it's in 1st...

Swim in a public pool with a horrid case of the runs (read: evacuation)  Hey, I was like 5!!

Jump a dirtbike and land in a rut w/no helmet on (broken nose, sprained neck + 4 teeth knocked out)

Drink, drive, and crash into a parked unmarked police cruiser...  [roll] (ahh, those glorious teenage years)

Drink, drive, roll your (my) 5.0 Mustang, flee the scene + run to a friends house, sleep the night there, and wander into the police station the next morning asking them if they "happened to find a 1994 Mustang upside down on West st.."   [roll]

Call your boss awful insults while he's standing right behind you..  [bang]

Back into a clients' $20,000 marble statue on a riding mower while landscaping, cracking it in half...

Tell a girl you think her nose-piercing is cute, only to have her respond; "It's actually a mole.."  :-X


-That's all I got for now....  ;D




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Speeddog

#108
June 19, 2008, 11:26:51 AM
Quote from: minkman on June 11, 2008, 11:40:57 AM
Use ammonia and bleach to scrub the floor.

Had a roommate do it. Trip to the hospital followed.

An acquaintance of a friend did it. Trip to the morgue followed.  :-X
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eyeboy

#109
June 19, 2008, 11:35:44 AM
Quote from: mitt on June 03, 2008, 11:44:11 AM
adults wearing crocs & shorts



how about simply 'adults wearing crocs'?
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 23, 2008, 05:13:21 PMObfuscate! Obfuscate!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon. 

eyeboy

#110
June 19, 2008, 11:39:12 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 23, 2008, 05:13:21 PMObfuscate! Obfuscate!

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room.

There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.  The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. And in bacon. 

Grampa

#111
June 27, 2013, 04:25:54 PM
in light of recent circumstances i'd like to add one more...

pass up an opportunity to meet fellow dmf'rs



Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

red baron

#112
June 27, 2013, 07:40:06 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 27, 2013, 04:25:54 PM
in light of recent circumstances i'd like to add one more...

pass up an opportunity to meet fellow dmf'rs





especially ones from Bakersfield even if they're afraid of bee's.
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77south

#113
June 28, 2013, 07:05:13 AM
Quoteespecially ones from Bakersfield even if they're afraid of bee's.
Afraid of a bee's what?

lethe

#114
June 28, 2013, 07:12:22 AM
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ungeheuer

#115
June 28, 2013, 07:53:58 AM
get caught.
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rgramjet

#116
June 28, 2013, 08:46:46 AM
Admit anything.....
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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