The Completely Un-Official - How to tell I am getting old - Thread

Started by Skybarney, August 20, 2013, 12:10:16 PM

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Stella

Quote from: red baron on January 14, 2014, 10:29:45 PM
When you can no longer trust a fart.
Quote from: LMT on January 14, 2014, 10:33:25 PM

[laugh]  Good thing us women don't have that problem!

You never had a "shart"?

You will, sister, you will.....      [laugh]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

red baron

"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Popeye the Sailor

I get tired now.

This is new, and I'm dealing with it poorly.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell