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Started by Popeye the Sailor, March 27, 2009, 12:04:02 PM

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Rameses

Quote from: 13 on March 31, 2009, 07:15:58 AM
Its ironic that the person who dobbed Ash in was responsible for this brain fart...

[cheeky]
I'm just saying...


>:( >:(




[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Okay, you got me.   ;D






Quote from: Ash on March 31, 2009, 09:08:40 AM
i heart you, rameses

:-*


Where ya been bud?

I think this's the first post I've seen you put up in over a month!



Ash

i know man... i've been (and still am) working my ass off in this horrible downturn market.  working for a bank, the effect is triplefold.  just lots going on so i dont have a lot of time to come online.  today is a touch quiet so here i am.  can't expect it to last long tho (in fact i gotta prepare for an audit... yaay)

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Quote from: 13 on March 31, 2009, 07:15:58 AM
Its ironic that the person who dobbed Ash in was responsible for this brain fart...




[cheeky]
I'm just saying...
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Ash

Quote from: somegirl on March 31, 2009, 11:44:40 AM
We've missed you Ash! :-*

big hug!  sorry i missed the concert  :(  i've been under a rock...

is your party thing still coming up?

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somegirl

Quote from: Ash on March 31, 2009, 12:14:55 PM
big hug!  sorry i missed the concert  :(  i've been under a rock...

is your party thing still coming up?

Yup, Memorial Day weekend.  We'll send out an evite sometime this month.
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Ash

Quote from: somegirl on March 31, 2009, 12:24:48 PM
Yup, Memorial Day weekend.  We'll send out an evite sometime this month.

sweet!  best way to reach me... might go awol again hehe

acalles

Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 28, 2009, 05:08:01 PM
same tech that called me over, different car...  Customer came in complaining of no windshield washers on thier Subaru.  Tech worked, and worked, and worked on it for about an hour.  Calls me over to get a 2nd opinion before he spends all day on the car.  I mention, 'Hey Dave (not Mr. I btw), do you know there's a dead mouse in the washer tank?'  Dave looks, and then puts both hands to his mouth and SPRINTS outside and begins barfing.  I'm like WTF?  Turns out, he had just finished using his mouth to try and get the fluid flowing through the tubing!     ......yuk!.......  [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]

(it still makes me chuckle when I think about it....)

Dude... Did you work at premier? (rocky mountian motors?)

I worked there for about 3 years.

that sounds a lot like something dave cross would do  [laugh]

that guy is awesome, I worked next to him the entire time I was there.

Duck-Stew

Quote from: acalles on March 31, 2009, 01:10:14 PM
Dude... Did you work at premier? (rocky mountian motors?)

I worked there for about 3 years.

that sounds a lot like something dave cross would do  [laugh]

that guy is awesome, I worked next to him the entire time I was there.

OMG!!!  Yes, it was Premier and yes it was Dave Cross!!!  The cheese-head!  HAhahaha....  small frikkin' world.  PM me!
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Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on March 31, 2009, 12:14:03 PM
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He set it on fire, then put it out.




The lengths some people go to imitate me......so flattering.
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Quote from: MrIncredible on March 31, 2009, 02:50:25 PM
He set it on fire, then put it out after it almost burned to the ground.




The lengths some people go to imitate me......so flattering.


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NvrSummer

I have a classic 1974 Bronco that I spent my high school and college days building for rock crawling.  I had just spent a weekend installing some new gizmo on it, and decided to hit the local trails to test it out.  Went out and gassed up, hit the trails with a buddy and had a blast.  For about an hour.  Truck stalled out and we couldn't figure out the problem.  Slight panic set in, can't figure it out trail-side, so he towed me out of the trail and to the nearest main road where I called a tow truck.  $200 later the truck is at home and I'm tearing in to pieces to find out it's not getting any fuel.  But the tank is full, WTF?  Begin cursing and ripping more parts out...

I put everything back together and all of a sudden it dawns on me....  the truck has two gas tanks.  It was set on the small tank the whole time, while the main tank sat there with 30 gals of gas ready to go.  Flipped the selector over to Main, and it fires right up. 

Doh!  Maybe it's the fumes that cause all these gas realted brain farts... no pun intended!