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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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rgramjet

Tomorrow is the 24th anniversary of my 18th birthday....ug.
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Randimus Maximus

It took me over an hour to drive the 16 miles from my office to home tonight.

ungeheuer

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 17, 2012, 05:37:28 PM
It took me over an hour to drive the 16 miles from my office to home tonight.
Shit  :-\.

All those people stuck behind you must've been fuming  >:(
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KnightofNi

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on May 17, 2012, 05:37:28 PM
It took me over an hour to drive the 16 miles from my office to home tonight.

that's about normal for me [roll]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ungeheuer



make the beast with two backs you cholesterol  :P
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KnightofNi

Quote from: Dwead Piwate Woberts on May 18, 2012, 06:27:30 AM
Stop crashing.

it wasn't from a crash. on the days i crash it takes anywhere between 6 to 117hrs to make the 16 mile trip.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

AdmiralKit

Today is a three state travel day: Fly from BWI to IND, then drive from Indianapolis to north central Ohio.  Really hoping I can catch a standby seat on the 5PM direct to Indy instead of waiting for the 8:30 flight since it'll be a 4 hour drive once I get my bag.

RAT900

I miss the days when you could board a plane without being inspected by TSA charity-hire drones and sub-functional cretins

and you could go ticket-shopping for an earlier flight at other airline counters and they would honor the ticket you had

the flying experience is now akin to strapping wings on a greyhound bus
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speeddog

Quote from: RAT900 on May 19, 2012, 12:13:20 AM
~~~SNIP~~~
the flying experience is now akin to strapping wings on a greyhound bus

That was my conclusion, but quite a while back, when the 'meal' they served was little more than a sandwich only slightly larger than a saltine.

That, and they stopped serving peanuts.
"Would you like some pretzels?"
"No, but I'd like some peanuts."
I'm sorry, we don't have any, would you like some pretzels?"
"No <I'm sorry you've suffered brain damage, I already refused the f#cking stale skanky pretzels>, thanks, perhaps another drink is in order."
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Buckethead

Quote from: Speeddog on May 20, 2012, 10:27:21 PM
"No <I'm sorry you've suffered brain damage, I already refused the f#cking stale skanky pretzels>, thanks, perhaps another drink is in order."

You're allowed a 1 quart ziploc of liquids in <3 oz containers.

If you put your toiletries in your checked baggage, that's a lot of Jack Daniels minis.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

Quote from: Buckethead on May 20, 2012, 10:39:40 PM
You're allowed a 1 quart ziploc of liquids in <3 oz containers.

If you put your toiletries in your checked baggage, that's a lot of Jack Daniels minis.

hmm, i think i might have to try this.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

bevel

Quote from: KnightofNi on May 21, 2012, 07:54:06 AM
hmm, i think i might have to try this.

If you ever fly out of MHT in Manchester, NH, there's a State Liquor Store inside the terminal - inside security...
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Stella

#1378
Quote from: Stella on May 15, 2012, 08:13:47 AM
I still don't have the replacement antiquated computer after the current antiquated beast vommed a month ago.  How is it you and Ung and I all work for the same organization but haven't even been on one miserable conference call yet?


OFFS (oh for make the beast with two backs's sake)


Have had new replacement 'puter for a few days now and it just shut off.  Won't turn back on.

[roll]



And "IT dept" is outsourced and comes in maybe once a week.  I'm so over the way this organization operates.


And it's not that I'm not self sufficient, I'll get it figured out.
I'm just FRUSTRATED here. 
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KnightofNi

Quote from: bevel on May 21, 2012, 10:42:13 AM
If you ever fly out of MHT in Manchester, NH, there's a State Liquor Store inside the terminal - inside security...

coming out of pdx there is a brewery in the airport that sells growlers. it was right next to my gate last time.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)