ok, i did a search, and as far as i can tell there isn't an official WTF!! thread yet. if i am mistaken, let me know and i will delete this thread 8)
WTF!!!???
thats all i got for now
WTF is that post all about?!
WTF took us so long?! >:(
WTF am i doing reading this?
It's June 1st.
My heater just kicked on.
WTF?!
IZ hazn't pregnant doged too much lately about his pozt count - WTF!
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
IZ hazn't pregnant doged too much lately about his pozt count - WTF!
When one reaches "post-whore nirvana"..post count becomes meaningless.
IZ_theenlightenedone
[evil]
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2008, 02:33:38 PM
IZ_theenlightenedone
[evil]
*insert
Buddhist-Wheel of Life emoticon
W(hen)TF is someone going to post some pictures in this thread?
There is a WTF Pic thread....
http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=900.0
Quote from: elTristo on June 01, 2008, 05:20:59 PM
There is a WTF Pic thread....
http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=900.0
Quit trying to rain on my parade! [cheeky]
Which raises the question, DRKWNG, W(here)TF have you been? ;)
Riding. ;)
Touche.
Quote from: IZ on June 01, 2008, 02:22:05 PM
It's June 1st.
My heater just kicked on.
WTF?!
So did mine, it's called the sun. Although I don't know why I have the heat set at 100?!
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
IZ hazn't pregnant doged too much lately about his pozt count - WTF!
Quote from: IZ on June 01, 2008, 02:30:24 PM
When one reaches "post-whore nirvana"..post count becomes meaningless.
You guys both have the same amount of posts right now. WTF?
My beer glass just became empty! WTF!!!
I think that's a self inflicted WTF...
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 01, 2008, 02:23:23 PM
IZ hazn't pregnant doged too much lately about his pozt count - WTF!
new board, he's got no ground (or supposed history) to stand on
;D
Hahahahahahahaha
"The Great DML Crash of XXXX"
Quote from: DRKWNG on June 01, 2008, 05:32:12 PM
My beer glass just became empty! WTF!!!
You didn't plan for this contingency? Tsk, tsk.
Oh I planned, I just can't make my way to the fridge...
Quote from: NAKID on June 01, 2008, 05:29:37 PM
You guys both have the same amount of posts right now. WTF?
Who
The
F cares? ;D
It was 85 degrees and beautiful today, but I was having too much fun digging old railroad ties out of the ground to go riding. WTF?!?!?!?!?
I lost my drivers license at the airport last week on my way to Floriduh - WTF!
Nobody has turned it in yet - WTF!
I have to wait till Thursday to start my MSF course...WTF!!!!
Quote from: Mac_48 on June 01, 2008, 07:22:39 PM
I have to wait till Thursday to start my MSF course...WTF!!!!
You haven't taken one already? WTF!
WTF! I am not getting a bike for a few weeks!
Yeah, he posted up questions about how to get his new bike home. WTF, Randy!! [cheeky]
WTF? My bike is broken and it's riding season. [bang]
T
WTF did you do now?
WTF else? hand exercises [laugh]
http://youfail.org/
Quote from: NAKID on June 01, 2008, 09:58:32 PM
WTF did you do now?
Think a belt slipped. WTF?
Time for the 944 upgrade, that's not so much a WTF. T
Quote from: T-byrd on June 01, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
Think a belt slipped. WTF? Time for the 944 upgrade, that's not so much a WTF.
T
I was soooo looking forward to you giving me a ride too in a few weeks! :-[
Quote from: T-byrd on June 01, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
Think a belt slipped. WTF? Time for the 944 upgrade, that's not so much a WTF.
T
That sux. WTF are you waiting for?
Quote from: IZ on June 01, 2008, 10:12:56 PM
I was soooo looking forward to you giving me a ride too in a few weeks! :-[
IZ is requesting to ride cupcake? -
WTF!, oh wait, would we expect anything less?! ;D
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 02, 2008, 07:09:33 AM
IZ is requesting to ride cupcake? - WTF!, oh wait, would we expect anything less?! ;D
On T's bike no less! He really is into the whole pain thing....
Quote from: NAKID on June 01, 2008, 10:37:39 PM
That sux. WTF are you waiting for?
Money...WTF???
Quote from: Count Desmo on June 02, 2008, 07:12:27 AM
On T's bike no less! He really is into the whole pain thing....
I wonder where he was thinking of putting his feet? ??? [laugh]
T
Quote from: T-byrd on June 02, 2008, 07:51:21 AM
Money...WTF???
I wonder where he was thinking of putting his feet? ??? [laugh]
T
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9v6hGssISk
Quote from: herm on June 02, 2008, 08:11:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9v6hGssISk
[laugh] [clap]
I just might pay to see that! [laugh]
Nice one Herm! [thumbsup]
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
did you notice the audio was in italian?
Quote from: herm on June 02, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
did you notice the audio was in italian?
I couldn't hear the audio over my laughter [laugh]
Quote from: herm on June 02, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
did you notice the audio was in italian?
Yeah, couldn't you find an english version? WTF?
WTF is up with all these 'Offical DMF' this and that threads. If someone already asked, sorry. I only read the first and last posts in any thread.
WTF is up with that?
Quote from: Count Desmo on June 02, 2008, 08:47:21 AM
I just might pay to see that! [laugh]
I WILL PAY TO RIDE T like that!!
I mean..
uh..
yeah!! [laugh]
LMAO! Nice Italian version of H/D & the Marlboro Man! [laugh] [laugh] I caught them filming that movie in Tucson.
Quote from: IZ on June 02, 2008, 03:19:12 PM
I caught them filming that movie in Tucson.
Should have prosecuted.
Turkey Bacon. WTF??
;D
Quote from: FatguyRacer on June 02, 2008, 02:31:44 PM
WTF is up with all these 'Offical DMF' this and that threads. If someone already asked, sorry. I only read the first and last posts in any thread.
WTF is up with that?
WTF!!??
Quote from: herm on June 02, 2008, 05:37:32 PM
Quote from: FatguyRacer on June 02, 2008, 02:31:44 PM
WTF is up with all these 'Offical DMF' this and that threads. If someone already asked, sorry. I only read the first and last posts in any thread.
WTF is up with that?
WTF!!??
WTF is up with your WTF about FatguyRacer's WTF about the Official DMF WTF threads?!
I just got nailed in the back with marble sized hail. WTF? ouchie!!!
T
Quote from: T-byrd on June 02, 2008, 07:49:12 PM
I just got nailed in the back with marble sized hail. WTF? ouchie!!!
T
Midgets with snowballs?
we had marble sized hail for twenty minutes the other day........followed by a small tropical storm
WTF!??
Quote from: SugarTits on June 02, 2008, 08:14:12 PM
WTF on your WTF about my WTF name! [laugh]
WTF! Im gonna change my name to Kandipenis.
Quote from: FatguyRacer on June 03, 2008, 05:28:23 AM
WTF! Im gonna change my name to Kandipenis.
FatGuyKandiPenis. WTF!?!?!?!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2168/2544173864_e3112bac1e.jpg?v=0)
guess who carrys pedrobots purse
Repsquid?
WTF is up with white people starting sentences with "I mean.." ??
Anyone else notice this?
I mean..it just like ..sounds dumb!
Ya know what I'm sayin?!
I'm all like..Wtf?! ??? ???
[roll]
I mean, WTF!
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 04, 2008, 05:37:45 AM
I mean, WTF!
Do you really mean it?
I mean like come on. WTF?
http://rocketshields.com/ (http://rocketshields.com/)
(http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg)
WTF this isn't the WTF picture thread!!!!!
Quote from: Obsessed? on June 04, 2008, 06:01:22 PM
http://rocketshields.com/ (http://rocketshields.com/)
(http://rocketshields.com/images/7_s91k.jpg)
I mean, shouldn't it be " www.rocketshields.com - WTF!!"
Rocket Shields sounds like a condom brand WTF!!!
WTF is up with the logo?
WTF?!?!??!
Quote from: JBubble on June 04, 2008, 06:52:10 PM
WTF is up with the logo?
WTF?!?!??!
Blame Mitt (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=539.msg59962#msg59962) ;)
Quote from: msincredible on June 04, 2008, 06:57:31 PM
Blame Mitt (http://ducatimonsterworldwide.org/index.php?topic=539.msg59962#msg59962) ;)
ahhaah!!
Love it!
We have neighbors where the head of household is the original owner. He is a WWII vet and really a very cool dude. He's great. His daughter married, had 3 kids, divorced, and moved back in with pops. The three kids are... ummm... well...
So we came back from a track day a bit on the late side. As we were quietly unloading the truck, not starting a single vehicle, but just talking in our driveway, one of the three brats shouted out the window, "Can you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep!" WTF? ??? Is talking in our own MTBWTBing driveway illegal?
Quote from: Ducatista on June 04, 2008, 07:12:35 PM
We have neighbors where the head of household is the original owner. He is a WWII vet and really a very cool dude. He's great. His daughter married, had 3 kids, divorced, and moved back in with pops. The three kids are... ummm... well...
So we came back from a track day a bit on the late side. As we were quietly unloading the truck, not starting a single vehicle, but just talking in our driveway, one of the three brats shouted out the window, "Can you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep!" WTF? ??? Is talking in our own MTBWTBing driveway illegal?
Next time one of them is playing in the yard, just reach over and slap them...
Quote from: Ducatista on June 04, 2008, 07:12:35 PM
We have neighbors where the head of household is the original owner. He is a WWII vet and really a very cool dude. He's great. His daughter married, had 3 kids, divorced, and moved back in with pops. The three kids are... ummm... well...
So we came back from a track day a bit on the late side. As we were quietly unloading the truck, not starting a single vehicle, but just talking in our driveway, one of the three brats shouted out the window, "Can you keep it down? Some of us are trying to sleep!" WTF? ??? Is talking in our own MTBWTBing driveway illegal?
See that's why you need to move to texas... That sort of shit just doesn't fly here...
this almost fell off of page one! - WTF! >:(
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-hitandrun6-2008jun06,0,1772009.story?track=rss (http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-hitandrun6-2008jun06,0,1772009.story?track=rss)
This one made me say WTF. >:(
There are two "Bragging rights" threads.
W
T
F
???
Quote from: SKOM on June 10, 2008, 02:47:46 PM
There are two "Bragging rights" threads.
W
T
F
???
And people keep posting in both of them WTF!!
WTF?
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/05/images/hairymilitiaguy.jpg)
I told my dad to stop posting pictures of himself on the internet.
WTF??
Friday night I stepped in dog poop.
At the airport.
On carpet.
WTF??
Quote from: msincredible on June 24, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
Friday night I stepped in dog poop.
At the airport.
On carpet.
WTF??
WTF!!!!!!
Quote from: msincredible on June 24, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
Friday night I stepped in dog poop.
At the airport.
On carpet.
WTF??
Seeing eye dog?
Purse dog?
Quote from: Speeddog on June 24, 2008, 01:59:07 PM
Seeing eye dog?
Purse dog?
Probably. Still not something that I would expect though!
Maybe it didn't come from a dog.
Possibly from a traveler dangerously late for his flight that didn't have time to stop at the bathroom and just dropped trou when the urge hit.
Quote from: lethe on June 24, 2008, 02:05:15 PM
Maybe it didn't come from a dog.
Possibly from a traveler dangerously late for his flight that didn't have time to stop at the bathroom and just dropped trou when the urge hit.
Take it back, take it back!!! >:( >:(
[puke] [puke] [puke]
Well, from a seeing-eye dog I could understand, as how is the owner gonna know?
But a purse-dog, that's nasty.
Quote from: msincredible on June 24, 2008, 02:09:09 PM
Take it back, take it back!!! >:( >:(
[puke] [puke] [puke]
;D
Too late.
Quote from: Speeddog on June 24, 2008, 02:13:51 PM
Well, from a seeing-eye dog I could understand, as how is the owner gonna know?
But a purse-dog, that's nasty.
You would know if it was a purse-dog if the shit smelled of mints or hard candy.
Quote from: lethe on June 24, 2008, 02:05:15 PM
Maybe it didn't come from a dog.
Seeing some of the security personnel...
Quote from: Bick on June 24, 2008, 02:57:53 PM
Seeing some of the security personnel...
I thought some of them were related to you? :-*
WTF does WTF mean?
Quote from: MrFry on June 24, 2008, 03:52:12 PM
WTF does WTF mean?
you and your confusing acronyms >:( [laugh]
(http://stationaryorbit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mullet.jpg)
Why is he squashing those tiny people in his hands?
MEGA MULLET MONSTER MUST CRUSH PUNY HUMANS
(http://www.ridersmc.com/graphics/2005/05%20general%20lee%20bike.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/352088952_0568063620_m.jpg)
(http://blog.wired.com/defense/images/2007/03/28/dukesoffallujah.jpg)
(http://blog.hemmings.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sportbike.jpg)
Quote from: bobspapa on June 27, 2008, 02:34:01 PM
(http://stationaryorbit.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mullet.jpg)
HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM................WTF ?
WTF!!
almost got killed on a ride yesterday. :o
coming around a long sweeping turn, following about 2 car lengths behind the cage in front.
closer to the edge of the road than the center line.
make the beast with two backsing cage comes barreling around the corner, crosses the double yellow center line right after passing the cage in front of me.
moving really fast
passes within about 2 feet of my left hand. no recognition that i am there what so ever.
make the beast with two backser came on so fast that by the time i registered what was happening, the car was passing me.
almost shit myself.
i had to pull over and get my heart started again.
then i spent about 5 minute deciding whether to continue my ride or go home.
shoulda gone home as it turned out, but thats another story :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5sEJNw1Uk4
Quote from: msincredible on June 24, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
Friday night I stepped in dog poop.
At the airport.
On carpet.
WTF??
Well duh-they had to leave it there.
You can't bring gels on board anymore [laugh]
And you wonder why she laughs at your beer-and-Skittle-induced suffering? WTF?
On ebay...how can you tell this table is being sold by a man?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2675271671_489861c080_o.jpg)
Quote from: Super T.I.B on July 16, 2008, 06:56:17 PM
On ebay...how can you tell this table is being sold by a man?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2675271671_489861c080_o.jpg)
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My retina's are permanently burned!!!!!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke] [puke]
GOD DAMMIT!!
i pour 2 fingers of Jameson, sit down with a book, and a house fly decides to land in my whiskey
WTF! what a waste :P
But you've got to hand it to the little guy -- it's a hell of a way to check out!
Quote from: Super T.I.B on July 16, 2008, 06:56:17 PM
On ebay...how can you tell this table is being sold by a man?
I remember the same exact thing happening several years ago, except the reflection was on a tuning key on a guitar that was up for bid.
I think I win...at least this week I do. My bike was at a shop for 1 month to get him running again, after getting charged $1300 for adjusting my valves (too tight and adjusting my throttle bodies) and giving a major tune up even though the compression was way off and my dyno run put out bad results. On my way home from the shop, I was left stranded on the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere. Awesome!
Hope I get to ride next summer. >:(
WTF?
Tanya
Quote from: T-byrd on July 16, 2008, 09:15:42 PM
I think I win...at least this week I do. My bike was at a shop for 1 month to get him running again, after getting charged $1300 for adjusting my valves (too tight and adjusting my throttle bodies) and giving a major tune up even though the compression was way off and my dyno run put out bad results. On my way home from the shop, I was left stranded on the side of a highway in the middle of nowhere. Awesome!
Hope I get to ride next summer. >:(
WTF?
Tanya
Damn, I'm sorry. That
really sucks. :-\
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZBA0SKmQy8&hl=en&fs=1
[popcorn] [bacon]
sorry to hear that T...
that makes my fly contaminated whiskey pale by comparison
From PhotoBasement:
(http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/helmetwrong.jpg)
Flying cross country tomorrow with grandma, wife and 6, 4 year olds...
Just found out that we don't have seat assignments next to one-another - NONE OF US -
WITFH
Nice start to the family vacation [bang]
Quote from: CromoMann on July 18, 2008, 05:33:19 PM
Flying cross country tomorrow with grandma, wife and 6, 4 year olds...
Just found out that we don't have seat assignments next to one-another - NONE OF US -
WITFH
Nice start to the family vacation [bang]
look, on the bright side....
you can "volunteer" to sit solo.
maybe even grab an exit row -- aisle (by far the best seats outside of first class)
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg305/truckinduc900/bmwcans.jpg)
ALRIGHT WHO DID THIS WITH THEIR DUC CANS, FESS UP
Quote from: truckinduc on July 18, 2008, 09:53:37 PM
ALRIGHT WHO DID THIS WITH THEIR DUC CANS, FESS UP
I'll be damned, those
are Monster cans.
Who comes up with this shit?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=13873281 (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=13873281)
well at least they wont get confused now
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/08/images/mommyisastripper.jpg)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/07/images/ummmyeah.jpg)
Everyone knows dogs don't like mushrooms. Duh.
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/05/images/applecrazyposter.jpg)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/04/images/weemodels.jpg)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/10/images/sorrycake.jpg)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/02/images/petahunters.jpg)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2006/11/images/womanshopping.gif)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2006/11/images/sorry.jpg)
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2005/07/images/rubbersuit.jpg)
Quote from: El Matador on August 10, 2008, 10:46:28 AM
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2008/05/images/applecrazyposter.jpg)
There's a certain level of sadness that goes with this picture. . .
sad, because where is the frick'en parents???
http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/emograss.jpg
Quote from: spolic on August 11, 2008, 09:38:20 AM
sad, because where is the frick'en parents???
(http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/emograss.jpg)
Added the img tags for ya.
Pretty funny pic. [laugh]
Quote from: Monsterlover on August 10, 2008, 04:00:14 PM
There's a certain level of sadness that goes with this picture. . .
yea, she's doing it wrong
Cut down the street, not across.
[laugh]
Awesome.
Quote from: spolic on August 11, 2008, 09:38:20 AM
(http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/emograss.jpg)
Yeah it cuts itself, but have you ever heard how much that shit whines?
WTF!!!
came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.
BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... :-X
Quote from: herm on September 09, 2008, 06:10:23 AM
WTF!!!
came home from a ride yesterday, put the kickstand down, got off the bike.
1/2 hour later, moved the bike into the garage, put the kickstand down again.
BIKE ALMOST TIPPED OVER! luckily, i always hold onto the bars until she is settled into the stand. looked down to find a bolt missing from the kickstand.
its not in my driveway where my bike was for the past 1/2 hour. makes me wonder how long its been missing... :-X
I had virtually the same problem a few months ago. Luckily, it's a cheap hardware store fix [thumbsup]
yeh, luckily i had a spare allen head bolt of the right size kicking around......
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk226/tomsrenner/8053101.jpg)
Quote from: El Matador on August 10, 2008, 11:19:27 AM
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/02/images/petahunters.jpg)
[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
Quote from: trenner on September 11, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk226/tomsrenner/8053101.jpg)
I have always loved this picture of Wheelie Bunny!
[laugh]
It's disturbing, yet..... captivating.
Quote from: trenner on September 11, 2008, 11:37:36 AM
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk226/tomsrenner/8053101.jpg)
COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!
JM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/oiztw3.jpg)
WTF!!
why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?
>:(
Quote from: herm on December 04, 2008, 07:40:55 AM
WTF!!
why do people think that anyone wants them to come and talk about religion without an invitation?
>:(
Luckily for you, us pastafarians frown on that sort of thing.
Quote from: the_Journeyman on September 12, 2008, 05:23:05 AM
COME BACK HERE WITH MY CARROTS!!!!!
JM
That's funny. I had to explain myself at my office....yet no one really thought it was that funny.
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/944175269.html (http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mis/944175269.html)
???
Quote from: El Matador on August 10, 2008, 11:19:27 AM
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/02/images/petahunters.jpg)
WTF why isnt there anyone roasting those ducks right now? PEKINIG DUCK pregnant dogES!
Quote from: El Matador on August 10, 2008, 11:19:27 AM
(http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2007/02/images/petahunters.jpg)
Like I've always said... PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals
;D
I'm stuck in a work camp in the desert in driest state in the driest continent on Earth... because the road is washed out due to heavy rain.
??? W T F ???
Quote from: SKOM on December 11, 2008, 09:48:30 PM
I'm stuck in a work camp in the desert in driest state in the driest continent on Earth... because the road is washed out due to heavy rain.
??? W T F ???
Wishing you were back in Canada?!
Quote from: SKOM on December 11, 2008, 09:48:30 PM
I'm stuck in a work camp in the desert in driest state in the driest continent on Earth... because the road is washed out due to heavy rain.
??? W T F ???
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Welcome to Australia.
http://gprime.net/video.php/crimesofcarelessness (http://gprime.net/video.php/crimesofcarelessness)
Hahahahahahahaha
herm whos the girl in your avatar lol
~JD
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1234062872 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1234062872)
Quote from: Jaman on February 09, 2009, 03:06:27 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1234062872 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1234062872)
The parents need to be make the beast with two backsin SHOT!
Quote from: NAKID on February 09, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
The parents need to be make the beast with two backsin SHOT!
Why? That kid is actually 30. Overexposure to lead paint and tainted milk and such...
[laugh]
Just saw something that made me revive this thread.
(http://bobfv1.smugmug.com/photos/112515436_3yZGk-L-2.jpg)
Quote from: El Matador on March 11, 2009, 05:38:01 PM
Just saw something that made me revive this thread.
(http://bobfv1.smugmug.com/photos/112515436_3yZGk-L-2.jpg)
Uhhh, ANY background on that pic?
Rocky Horror has never lived up to its name so fully.
Quote from: NAKID on March 11, 2009, 05:43:57 PM
Uhhh, ANY background on that pic?
It's the NCOLWLTPP
National Convention of Lesbians Who Like To Pleasure Pokemons.
It's been the most beautiful sunny weather here for the last few days and I've been all laid up with pneumonia for seven days and didn't even start the bike. Sucks sucks sucks. :'( :'(
WTF!
LA
Quote from: El Matador on March 11, 2009, 08:28:23 PM
It's the NCOLWLTPP
National Convention of Lesbians Who Like To Pleasure Pokemons.
Baby, where the hell do you find these things? The internet is so vast, yet the most f*d up of pictures magically find you ???
Quote from: DesmoLu on March 11, 2009, 10:47:28 PM
Baby, where the hell do you find these things? The internet is so vast, yet the most f*d up of pictures magically find you ???
Both you, and the FBI would like to know
this is a link --->make the beast with two backsing sicko (http://www.katu.com/news/local/47161117.html)
WTF!?!?
Quote from: herm on June 07, 2009, 04:09:38 PM
this is a link --->make the beast with two backsing sicko (http://www.katu.com/news/local/47161117.html)
WTF!?!?
Wow, just make the beast with two backsing Wow, that is just make the beast with two backsed up
(http://www.nationalpowersports.net/IMS/auctionFiles/3287/IMG_2853.jpg)
^That thing is PURE SEX ON WHEELS!
[laugh]
Quote from: NAKID on June 15, 2009, 12:28:21 PM
^That thing is PURE SEX ON WHEELS!
You're half right.
WTF! I'm a Noob!
http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/ (http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/)
(http://cache-foo.jalopnik.com/gawker/assets/images/12/2009/06/504x_brake_fail_jalopnik_07.jpg)
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 17, 2009, 09:45:21 PM
http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/ (http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/)
(http://cache-foo.jalopnik.com/gawker/assets/images/12/2009/06/504x_brake_fail_jalopnik_07.jpg)
BWAAA!!!! What a dumbass. [laugh]
Quote from: MrIncredible on June 17, 2009, 09:45:21 PM
http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/ (http://jalopnik.com/5293868/youre-doing-it-wrong-painted-rotors-edition/gallery/)
(http://cache-foo.jalopnik.com/gawker/assets/images/12/2009/06/504x_brake_fail_jalopnik_07.jpg)
LOL, I was just about to post that up!!! [laugh]
well, it is said that yellow is the fastest color.....
thats gotta be worth somethin.
[puke]
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Ducati_Vyrus.jpg)
Quote from: herm on June 23, 2009, 04:11:04 PM
[puke]
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Ducati_Vyrus.jpg)
Made of bacon?
Or this new compound called "modeler's clay"...
;D
Quote from: NAKID on June 23, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
Or this new compound called "modeler's clay"...
Modeling clay is just a style exercise,
Bacon would be WTF!
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/yeehaa.jpg)
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/pinata-party.jpg)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b385/RapidRobert/Various/Thisisarealplace.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609210018_5rKCk-M.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609205423_M6buU-M.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/613094585_RPwiG-M.jpg)
Quote from: El Matador on August 20, 2009, 10:59:34 PM
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/yeehaa.jpg)
Sorry baby, but I'm going to have to report you to the mods for offending all of our eyes.
(http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2009/08/07/Necrocard/necrocard.jpg)
(http://photos.imageevent.com/peteh/olympusc3030pics/nicesuit.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609211535_YA2JP-L.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609205641_9Mxqt-L.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.advrider.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D488985%26page%3D70&feature=player_embedded#t=39 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j-DGrWry6k&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.advrider.com%2Fforums%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D488985%26page%3D70&feature=player_embedded#t=39)
Bento Box!
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609202387_wsor7-L.jpg)
(http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/1249212225.jpg)
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/3/62%20WTF.jpg)
(http://photos.napalm.net/clubsi/wtf11.jpg)
(http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/905ce2b840bf145e0b06e387db1ee4b39cb7577b_m.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/613100258_Tsq6L-L.jpg)
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/random/thrown-to-the-lions.jpg)
(http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq232/ridemuch/random/stereotypical-businessman.jpg)
(http://www.boners.com/content/805243.1.jpg)
(http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/Apache-Rose/910.jpg)
(http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/Apache-Rose/721.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2117/2292482674_b93dcd3ece_o.jpg)
(http://images.heaven666.org/p/1/dick-sucka.jpg)
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/wtf-pics-wise-man-cat.jpg)
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/Canonf1/DSCF0004.jpg)
(http://www.smugmug.com/photos/613119059_HjYiF-M.jpg)
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9/whatthemake%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backswtf1.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/609194328_jL6b4-L.jpg)
(http://bassontap.smugmug.com/photos/612082087_STKdc-L.jpg)
(http://www.boners.com/content/811781.1.jpg)
(http://www.boners.com/content/811727.1.jpg)
You have been busy ;D
Quote from: El Matador on August 20, 2009, 11:57:46 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/811781.1.jpg)
Where?! Where in the hell do you find this stuff?
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/101.jpg)
Quote from: El Matador on August 21, 2009, 07:55:06 AM
(http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/101.jpg)
[laugh] [clap] [laugh]
NOOOOOOOO!!
The bike's been down for a couple weeks. I was supposed to pick it up tonight for a ride but couldn't due to a thunder storm. It's supposed to rain all weekend too.
WTF..when was the last time it rained in Phoenix..2007?!
>:(
Come down to San Antonio. It won't be raining.
Quote from: Ivan V on September 21, 2009, 04:45:18 AM
(http://www.sunbeltsoftware.com/stu/gravemarkers/images/marker4.jpg)
[clap]
I need to go amend my will.
(http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/motorcycle.jpg)
(http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/motorcycle3.jpg)
looks like that boy's just about out of suspension. ;D
Quote from: Ivan V on September 30, 2009, 02:12:46 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/ne94b8.jpg)
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2l8j6vd.jpg)
Haley asked "why is he riding on a motorbike?" I said because he probably doesn't fit in a car...
Spotted this last night (sorry cell phone pic):
(http://paularickert.net/albums/userpics/entrance_sign_ssf.jpg)
Prisencolinensinainciusol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00#normal)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdiIg_39CUg&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdiIg_39CUg&feature=player_embedded#)
Talk about no respect for life. [roll] >:(
Dude, WTF!!!!!!!!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/4119239828_e4f203cc89_o.jpg)
Quote from: ShamWOW! on November 19, 2009, 07:25:42 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2456/4119239828_e4f203cc89_o.jpg)
WTF. WHY IS HIS "PINK LIP STICK" OUT?
Quote from: Drjones on November 19, 2009, 01:35:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdiIg_39CUg&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdiIg_39CUg&feature=player_embedded#)
Talk about no respect for life. [roll] >:(
I was thinking more like "fresh food".
(http://70.32.82.161/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wtf_pictures_preggo.jpg)
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/wtf-pics-grocery-run.jpg)
(http://www.likecool.com/Car/Motorcycle/Hubless%20Monster%20Motorcycle/Hubless-Monster-Motorcycle---.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vCqNV5lcY48/SfkS68ws-PI/AAAAAAAABOM/GeZHcsw8WfY/s400/wtf-pics-drug-leprechaun.jpg)
(http://www.motorcyclenews.com/ImgGalleryTn/11/397511/103322_362523.jpg)
(http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/motorcycle-helmet-fail.jpg)
(http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/uno_motorcycle_segway.jpg)
Quote from: Goat_Herder on November 19, 2009, 10:03:25 PM
WTF. WHY IS HIS "PINK LIP STICK" OUT?
Why were you looking?
(http://www.tomnickolson.com/images/laughs/motorcycle.jpg)
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 02:39:52 PM
(http://www.motorcyclenews.com/ImgGalleryTn/11/397511/103322_362523.jpg)
NNNNIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
yeah, I think the dog was photochopped in but... chick on a 1098 is hawt
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 06:31:19 PM
yeah, I think the dog was photochopped in but... chick on a 1098 is hawt
Helmet...check.
Leather riding jacket...check.
Sweat pants...Check - WTF??
(http://www.blendedtechnologies.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sensethispicturemakesnone.jpg)
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 02:44:08 PM
(http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/motorcycle-helmet-fail.jpg)
I think he took the term "brain bucket" a bit too literally...
the funny thing is there is a helmet hanging on the front of the bike
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 07:22:08 PM
(http://www.blendedtechnologies.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sensethispicturemakesnone.jpg)
I hate it when this happens. 8)
Quote from: zzilla on January 02, 2010, 09:23:18 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/54510875.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1262504249&Signature=co00v3Bv8KGN2nkXh7f62Ny%2F7uI%3D)
I know!
Ok, so my cell phone main screen died today. Flip it open and it's white. Totally F'n white. I know my way around the phone enough to make a few calls in my contacts and can receive calls still so I'm good till tomorrow or so.
Drop by the Verizon store today and the kid looks at the phone and declares that 'its shot'. Ok, I'll give ya that one... But next he pulls the battery out and declares through nothing but his visual acuity at the case of the battery that it's shot too. Then he spins it around on the counter and just looks at me. Blankly.
WTF! Damn kids these days....
Oh, and that's a REALLY nice --um-- pic of the girl on the 1098.
WTF!!
why does my battery always shit the bed on a sunday when I cant get a new one? on a similar subject, why do the smoke alarm backup batteries always die in the middle of the night?
>:(
Quote from: krolik on November 22, 2009, 06:35:22 AM
I hate it when this happens. 8)
Voice of experience Vic?
hahahahaha
Quote from: herm on June 23, 2009, 04:11:04 PM
[puke]
(http://hellforleathermagazine.com/images/Ducati_Vyrus.jpg)
Ha! they´re making it!
I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks... (and one more a couple months ago)
Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:
(http://designercars.net/biler/Chrysler-300M-11.jpg)
is one of these:
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200710/2010-bentley-arnage_460x0w.jpg)
Quote from: Bick on August 01, 2010, 07:38:54 AM
I cannot be the first to comment on this, but I just saw the second one in as many weeks... (and one more a couple months ago)
Just by changing badging, anyone really going to think this:
(http://designercars.net/biler/Chrysler-300M-11.jpg)
is one of these:
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200710/2010-bentley-arnage_460x0w.jpg)
Well, there are an awful lot of idiots out there...
Quote from: 1KDS on November 21, 2009, 07:22:08 PM
(http://www.blendedtechnologies.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/sensethispicturemakesnone.jpg)
Sort of a "what can brown do for you" moment. ;D Maybe the driver just delivered the mini sewing machine to the dude in the tux and the police didn't care for the parking job. [laugh]
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/watermelon-cat.jpg)
(more or less how I feel on the average workday)
Quote from: Speedbag on August 05, 2010, 02:38:33 AM
(http://i367.photobucket.com/albums/oo118/Speedbag/watermelon-cat.jpg)
(more or less how I feel on the average workday)
On top of the world and moist?
Quote from: MrIncredible on August 05, 2010, 08:52:51 AM
On top of the world and moist?
Maybe he means eager to bury his face in something red and wet but knowing it's not going to happen because he'll never get through all the barriers.
just noticed that my truck had an unusual sag on the drivers side front. closer inspection revealed BOTH leaf springs cracked at the leaf spring perch?!?!?!
WTF??
>:(
/end rant
Ford?
;D
Isn't this a Chrysler 300C?
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200710/2010-bentley-arnage_460x0w.jpg)
[cheeky]
Quote from: herm on November 25, 2010, 08:40:35 AM
just noticed that my truck had an unusual sag on the drivers side front. closer inspection revealed BOTH leaf springs cracked at the leaf spring perch?!?!?!
WTF??
>:(
/end rant
\re open rant
turns out i need new front brakes AGAIN too (new rotors and pads)....luckily they are within warranty, and my new Ford dealer is an upstanding one.
/rant off
Quote from: herm on November 28, 2010, 04:24:03 PM
\re open rant
turns out i need new front brakes AGAIN too (new rotors and pads)....luckily they are within warranty, and my new Ford dealer is an upstanding one.
/rant off
we put new brakes on our Fords with every oil change...serious
Quote from: Mother on December 01, 2010, 11:23:55 PM
we put new brakes on our Fords with every oil change...serious
that has a little to do with what they are being used for (a reflection of how they are driven perhaps?)
Quote from: IV on November 21, 2009, 09:55:26 PM
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0806/s-e-n-s-e-demotivational-poster-1214445332.jpg)
It would make absolute sense in North Korea
Quote from: RAT900 on December 02, 2010, 05:37:52 AM
It would make absolute sense in North Korea
including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?
Nut cracker mask?
Quote from: Monsterlover on December 02, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
Nut cracker mask?
The Nutcracker March-Ballet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KsgdgDIEJs#normal)
Quote from: lethe on December 02, 2010, 10:06:38 AM
including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?
That is North Korea.
OK, not sure if this should go in the "know what I hate" or the WTF thread? I'll try it here. Two car WTFs.
The first one is WTF is up with people (and I mean grown adults) that have the front dashboard of their car and the back one under the rear window covered in little stuffed animals? What's up with that? Not just one or two but dozens of them! And there are no kids in the cars and no child seats. Just grown adults. Saw a car full of them today and the old lady driving was 70 something at least but I have seen folks of all ages with this stuffed animal fetish. Huh? If they had a wreck they'd be hospitalized by the flying stuffed toys!
Number two is WTF is up with those crazy people driving around with the entire interior of the car filled with trash and crap? I mean it's like a garbage truck backed up to the open windows and dropped a whole truck load inside! Completely full of garbage, trash, newspapers and old clothes, etc all the way up to the windows! Save for the little bit of space where the driver can get behind the wheel. The rest of the interior is filled to the brim with 30 years of shit. And there is usually a full garbage sack of the same crap on the dash! It's not like they live in their car. There's no room! WTF is up with that? How did that empty bag or two of McDonald's trash turn into that mountain of shit? Crazy stuff! [bang]
Quote from: oldfastwin on December 07, 2010, 03:03:11 PM
Number two is WTF is up with those crazy people driving around with the entire interior of the car filled with trash and crap? I mean it's like a garbage truck backed up to the open windows and dropped a whole truck load inside! Completely full of garbage, trash, newspapers and old clothes, etc all the way up to the windows! Save for the little bit of space where the driver can get behind the wheel. The rest of the interior is filled to the brim with 30 years of shit. And there is usually a full garbage sack of the same crap on the dash! It's not like they live in their car. There's no room! WTF is up with that? How did that empty bag or two of McDonald's trash turn into that mountain of shit? Crazy stuff! [bang]
One of the college kids that lives near us is like this... I mean he can't be old enough to have accumulated that much crap in a car made in the late 90s.... It's like he inherited other peoples garbage and just told them to pour it on top of the rest of it... also, both door locks have been popped out... so its open all the time for people to come and steal stuff... but I think they just leave more... break in and add more to the pile... WTF
Quote from: lethe on December 02, 2010, 10:06:38 AM
including the guy with the lego man head holding the shock stick?
I think that guy may be IZ.
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_jBsq5zD4&NR=1#normal)
Quote from: lethe on December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_jBsq5zD4&NR=1#normal)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: lethe on December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_jBsq5zD4&NR=1#normal)
we have one of those every make the beast with two backsing day [bang]
[drink]
[drink]
[drink]
Quote from: Mother on December 11, 2010, 04:21:59 PM
we have one of those every make the beast with two backsing day [bang]
[drink]
[drink]
[drink]
What, 3 drinks?
Wow. You think he had anything to do with that fire and do you think he needs some Rx and counseling? [bang] [bang] [bang] [laugh] Oh I'm sorry...WTF????
Quote from: lethe on December 11, 2010, 04:06:14 PM
My WTF meter just exploded into a thousand pieces (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC_jBsq5zD4&NR=1#normal)
I thought Frank Zappa died
Drugs:
Just say no!
Pool Girl On Drugs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTGAHkDDU8M&feature=youtube_gdata_player#normal)
[bacon]
I might.
It'd depend on the situation.
Interpretive dance?
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274)
Quote from: alfisti on December 12, 2010, 06:29:44 AM
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=44964.msg811274#msg811274)
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=19 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?action=profile;u=19)
[laugh]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wtTShVAvg&feature=player_embedded# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6wtTShVAvg&feature=player_embedded#)
Damn :o
That was about as exciting as a david blaine show shot by m night
Darwinism. [bang] Wouldn't he be surprised if that train had something dangling down between the cars. Like hydraulic hoses... or a grappling hook. ;D
Now there's a terrible image [laugh]
whatever the case, his stones are huge compared to his grey matter..
Well said. ;D
http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511 (http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511)
Julia Roberts?? ???
Quote from: IZ on April 02, 2011, 04:46:46 PM
http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511 (http://www.myspace.com/video/diagonal-view/man-has-82-julia-roberts-tattoos/107673511)
Julia Roberts?? ???
Would 82 IZ tattoos be better?
They'd probably take less space!
foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
:P
Quote from: herm on April 02, 2011, 08:19:17 PM
foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
:P
Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday
Snow today
Quote from: Jacob on April 02, 2011, 08:22:46 PM
Sunny and 60 here in Oregon yesterday
Snow today
yeah,....it was sunny and 50 on thursday...
80 here today.
snow in the forecast for tomorrow
whatever snow you get will be gone in a day or two....
i miss colorado.
Quote from: herm on April 02, 2011, 08:19:17 PM
foot of snow on my birthday....WTF!!!
:P
happy birthday :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERM!
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/1293966233.jpg)
Happy 50th Herm!!
Quote from: DuCaTiNi on April 03, 2011, 07:11:05 AM
happy birthday :)
thanks tInI
Quote from: howie on April 03, 2011, 07:52:21 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERM!
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm276/hlep2890/1293966233.jpg)
thanks Howie....but the cake needs a poor shlep trying to push a snowblower through a foot of wet, heavy snow..
Quote from: IZ on April 03, 2011, 09:59:06 AM
Happy 50th Herm!!
the humor is strong in you little hobbit
HBD Herm ;D
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5134/5586039126_58f0585e12.jpg) (http://www.flickr.com/photos/23081877@N02/5586039126/)
Quote from: herm on April 03, 2011, 10:20:19 AM
the humor is strong in you little hobbit
[thumbsup]
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_weekend/20110401/ts_yblog_weekend/real-life-superheroes-really (http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_weekend/20110401/ts_yblog_weekend/real-life-superheroes-really) [laugh]
Real life "Superbad" with hero names like..Motor Mouth, Mr. Extreme, Mutinous Angel, Dark Guardian, Master Legend, Life, Crimson Fist, Randimus Maximus, Zimmer, Saph, Asylum, Red Voltage, etc.
WTF?! ^^
*blinks*
Takes all kinds?
Hey..you two take it somewhere private.
Quote from: IZ on April 03, 2011, 06:03:21 PM
Hey..you two take it somewhere private.
says pipe mod boy...
Quote from: IZ on April 03, 2011, 07:53:43 PM
Pipe Mod II..coming soon! [evil]
Is that the working title for IZ jr?
Quote from: Buckethead on April 03, 2011, 08:09:31 PM
Is that the working title for IZ jr?
Well, you can't call him little IZ-that'd be redundant. ;D
Quote from: MrIncredible on April 03, 2011, 08:18:45 PM
Well, you can't call him little IZ-that'd be redundant. ;D
Or at the very least, kinda confusing.
It's snowing! [bang]
It was 70F yesterday. It was snowing/icing this morning...
JM
snowing again...
I was wondering
if we all put a few dollars in the kitty
we could get old man winter laid
and
he would knock this shit off
Quote from: Jacob on April 06, 2011, 04:52:37 AM
snowing again...
I was wondering
if we all put a few dollars in the kitty
we could get old man winter laid
and
he would knock this shit off
but with who?
mother nature? [bang]
Quote from: Jacob on February 15, 1974, 06:11:15 PM
...if we all put a few dollars in the kitty
we could get old man winter laid.....
Quote from: ducpainter on April 06, 2011, 04:54:13 AM
but with who?
mother nature? [bang]
I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.
Quote from: ungeheuer on April 06, 2011, 06:23:34 AM
I'm not an expert in this area, but IMO its never a good idea to make the beast with two backs with mother nature.
exactly...
oh,...this could go wrong so easily...
it already has............ [laugh]
WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]
Quote from: herm on April 06, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]
depends on which dept you are applying for
Quote from: Jacob on April 06, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
depends on which dept you are applying for
or what the desired end state actually is...
Quote from: herm on April 06, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
WTF!!
which is more important? protection of life and property, or operating an elevator.... [bang]
How many flights of stairs?
Quote from: ducpainter on April 07, 2011, 05:40:01 AM
How many flights of stairs?
shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.
Quote from: Jacob on April 06, 2011, 11:22:23 PM
depends on which dept you are applying for
oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.
Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 01:17:11 PM
shouldn't matter...the individuals using the elevators ought to be capable of pushing the button themselves...i would think.
I'm obviously missing something here.
Feel like being less obtuse?
Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 01:17:59 PM
oh, BTW,...i had my elevator rescue training last month.
Nice [thumbsup]
did they let you rappell the shaft?
we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift
Quote from: ducpainter on April 07, 2011, 01:20:13 PM
I'm obviously missing something here.
Feel like being less obtuse?
i can't.......not without violating board rules.
Quote from: Jacob on April 07, 2011, 05:32:16 PM
Nice [thumbsup]
did they let you rappell the shaft?
we got to do that at UMCD but all rescue was from the floors, no one in the shafts if it was loaded with a lift
no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.
Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
i can't.......not without violating board rules.
so...
pm me bro...
I'm make the beast with two backsing clueless here. ;D
Quote from: herm on April 07, 2011, 07:03:49 PM
i can't.......not without violating board rules.
no, we don't have any elevators over 3 floors in my town...nothing you can't do with a ladder.
yeah, everything could be done with an attic ladder at the depot as well
I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday
Quote from: Jacob on April 08, 2011, 12:24:21 AM
I hate heights but I would still love to rope down an elevator shaft someday
Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft. [thumbsup]
Quote from: ryandalling on April 08, 2011, 07:13:06 AM
Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks... every gust of wind and you are over open air... I would prefer an elevator shaft. [thumbsup]
make the beast with two backs that, I enter and exit aircraft from the ground
Glad they have all the bases covered [roll]
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2011, 06:22:24 AM
Glad they have all the bases covered [roll]
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp (http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp)
maybe they know something we don't
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0) [laugh]
Quote from: spolic on May 24, 2011, 12:19:20 PM
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=49291.0) [laugh]
Yup. It's a good-un.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-MOTO-GUZZI-ELDORADO-850-GT-TWIN-/250825009355?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6655e8cb (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1972-MOTO-GUZZI-ELDORADO-850-GT-TWIN-/250825009355?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3a6655e8cb)
It's kind of moto content, but whole lot more WTF?!
Quote from: ryandalling on April 08, 2011, 07:13:06 AM
Try air assault... roping off a helo onto a building top sucks...
But it sure is one hell of a rush.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/buy-dad-8-used-motorcycle-honda-kawasaki-/320721585319?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item4aac7f04a7 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/buy-dad-8-used-motorcycle-honda-kawasaki-/320721585319?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item4aac7f04a7)
this just got me to this thought of WTF for some reason...
Crikeys..... this is just creepy.....
http://laughingsquid.com/the-dokkiri-iphone-4-hand-case/ (http://laughingsquid.com/the-dokkiri-iphone-4-hand-case/)
This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html)
And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.
Copied over for posterity:
Manhood Camping
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Date: 2011-05-08, 7:35PM PDT
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Manhood Camping Firequest. Lookin' for a 100% for real bros to share/experience manhood in all its glory. This is for real, I don't want to waste my time or yours. 100% JO and manhood, no sugar added. I AM NOT GAY. Don't even think this is a sex thing, it's all about manhood.
Looking for bros to head into the woods and bond by fire, experience life as men once lived it, JO circle, and fire/vision quests.
THIS IS NOT A SEX THING.
Gonna need some basic things/skills, I don't want to be slowed down by fools:
- must be in reasonable shape, if you get winded walking then stay home
- Ed Hardy camping gear, it's really good gear and it's awesome
- desire to be a man among men
- not afraid to wield a blade
- crystal, I'm not sharing mine
- must be able to make a fire
- gloves
- a knowledge of native vegetation (knowledge of psychotropic fungus a plus)
- knowledge of modern music
- protective/splash resistant eye wear
- 5 - 10 of those clip things that rock climbers use
We are gonna need a mobile music device, ipod or something. I'm bringing the music for the firequests and visionquests, Nickleback's The Long Road. I only have it on CD, so I'll have my discman as a last resort, an ipod would be nicer. Just sayin'.
Dont' want to see"
- bad attitudes
- gay/homoerotic behavior, this is a manhood thing. I AM NOT GAY.
- cock rings, can't keep it up w/o help, you aren't gonna make it on this quest
- firearms, there's gonna be enough guns going off and spent shells to pick up
- the nerds/dorks/lames/and anyone less than 100% into manhood.
If you are serious, then I promise you this will be the trip of your life. It will change the way you think. I'm serious, and I AM NOT GAY. To see a group of bros being men, a JO circle by a camp fire. The charge/energy in the air. Crystals get jacked, no lie. You will slip into a different frame of mind, you will feel electric.
Last outing, we had a group that was so charged we attracted bears. It was no deal, nature knew man was in the forest, the crystals gave us the confidence to own those bears. I saw it, I was there.
100% SERIOUS, NO FAKERS
Quote from: YellowDuck on August 05, 2011, 10:32:56 AM
This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html)
And, no I didn't find it and I'M NOT GAY.
I envision rotting ass-raped (but in a manly mannish way) corpses in shallow graves
Hmm... that is a bit more WTF than my iPhone hand case thingy.
Quote from: YellowDuck on August 05, 2011, 10:32:56 AM
This is total WTF: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/2370048082.html)
Going to find yourself in the forest with this guy:
Dude Rape - Action Figure Therapy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxYXLTujLI#)
Quote from: ryandalling on August 05, 2011, 04:07:31 PM
Hmm... that is a bit more WTF than my iPhone hand case thingy.
I'm having a little trouble understanding an "all guy" (manly guys) JO Circle, splash resistant eyewear and cock-rings ...but it not being a "sex thing"
I think we need a volunteer to go in on this and report back....
Ducatiz? (you can ask if they'll let you bring your Ikea kneeling bench)
Quote from: RAT900 on August 06, 2011, 12:35:39 AM
I'm having a little trouble understanding an "all guy" (manly guys) JO Circle, splash resistant eyewear and cock-rings ...but it not being a "sex thing"
I think we need a volunteer to go in on this and report back....
Ducatiz? (you can ask if they'll let you bring your Ikea kneeling bench)
I'd do it but only if we put together a fake cock hooked up to a hidden hose that runs to a pressurized bottle of milk. I'll spray the crowd after only 2 tugs and we'll catch it all on a strategically hidden GoPro.
Then I must run...run fast like the fires of Hades are upon me.
IKEA kneeling bench
[laugh][laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: lethe on August 06, 2011, 04:26:34 AM
I'd do it but only if we put together a fake cock hooked up to a hidden hose that runs to a pressurized bottle of milk. I'll spray the crowd after only 2 tugs and we'll catch it all on a strategically hidden GoPro.
Then I must run...run fast like the fires of Hades are upon me.
sounds like a plan!!!
just don't be coming back singing about Burning Rings of Fire or nothing
then we'll know you didn't outrun them
So, I finished my latest project... rebuilding a zx6r from an insurance buyback into a race bike.... and i have been using the ZX forums for advice on certain items. When I finished the bike, I posted a picture of it.... Green with 12 on the number plate.....
http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r-forum/3348-post-your-zx6r-49.html (http://www.zxforums.com/forums/zx-6r-forum/3348-post-your-zx6r-49.html)
The WTF part comes in where the guy after me posts pics of his bike.... and then is honestly not understanding of other peoples comments..... take a look.
Damn.
I wonder if he glued a couple of those things to his helmet. . .
No words here.....
Try Me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4scZ1LlXbA&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
Well that is, uhm... a thing you can do.
Is that even a motorcycle anymore, definitionally, or has it strayed into the realm of "contraptions."
I keep watching that video over and over. Like an expedition to discover everything strange about it. [coffee]
1) The obvious.
2) Right front brake is gone.
3) He doesn't appear to have any rear brakes.
4) With that long of a swingarm acting as a lever, he can't have any real travel in the rear suspension, right? He'd hit the rear, uhm... "second" wheel against the tail pretty easily.
5) I can't decide whether I'm impressed or not that he has the chain turning both rear wheels. I guess that's less stupid than just having one freewheel.
What have I missed, apart from all the garden-variety silliness that's also going on?
can that busa turn?
Quote from: zarn02 on August 16, 2011, 05:34:39 PM
What have I missed, apart from all the garden-variety silliness that's also going on?
I think the "why?" ... big question here...
I often wonder about the concept of space. [roll]
My house has some space that has a beginning, a middle, and an end as defined by the four walls. But where does space end?
Does it have a beginning?
Does it ever end?
What happens if you get to the end?
Does everything cease to exist? ??? ???
The other night there was a Stephen Hawking show on one of the sciencey-type channels. It was largely about the beginning of time, and more or less debunked the thoughts/beliefs that a supreme being created everything, since if there was no time prior to the origin, there could have been no such being taking the time to create it.
Without fail, it sent me into many long spells of deep, mind-boggling thought.
Like, if everything propagated from a Big Bang, how could it have originated from essentially a single point? And how big was that point? How the hell did it all fit in there?
Here I go again.....
I know........I took an astronomy class in college and we studied Stephen Hawking's theories. The Big Bang kind of made sense to me back then, but now you just destroyed that because I didn't think about the "time" issue.
If there was no time, then it didn't happen, but since we exist, it must have happened. So how the hell did it happen? There are certain concepts I just can't wrap my brain around.
I think there is simply just a cyclical expanding and collapsing of all the matter that we call our universe.
Starts with a mass so compact and dense that it explodes outward from being too compressed, expands until the initially outward force is overcome by the gravitational force back to center and then slowly collapses back inward. Rinse and repeat.
Probably also an infinite number of these expanding/collapsing universes....all sitting in neat little rows being used to light up a sign exclaiming "Topless Girls!"
Or nothing exists and this is all a figment of an equally non-existent imagination.
I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe. ;D
This is true. [thumbsup]
Quote from: Desert Dust on August 25, 2011, 07:38:06 PM
I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe. ;D
Best explanation I've read so far.
Nice ;D
Quote from: Desert Dust on August 25, 2011, 07:38:06 PM
I am embracing your "Topless Girls" theory, for it has a logical explanation. Without topless girls, there is no reason to have a universe. ;D
[laugh]
Don't think about or you'll go crazy.. just live to have fun and have fun to live...
Also, yes the universe will reverse and collapse back to a single point..
http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146 (http://www.amazon.com/Kama-Pootra-Mind-Blowing-Ways-Poop/dp/1402237146)
Big Bang = Cosmic Splat Fart
in some minuscule corner of the infinite expanse
Time is not linear it is concentric in our little zone
actually there is no time there is infinity
Our level of comprehension about physics and the universe is marginally better
than a chimp's grasp of calculus
We are all a bunch of bugs milling around on a microscopic spec waiting our turn to get squashed
ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die
Time is a construct of man
it is measured by our ability to perceive
our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere
we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive
we should get on with killing one another
stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here
Quote from: Jacob on September 07, 2011, 04:11:17 PM
Time is a construct of man
it is measured by our ability to perceive
our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere
we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive
we should get on with killing one another
stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here
;D [clap]
Quote from: RAT900 on September 07, 2011, 10:53:47 AM
Big Bang = Cosmic Splat Fart
in some minuscule corner of the infinite expanse
Time is not linear it is concentric in our little zone
actually there is no time there is infinity
Our level of comprehension about physics and the universe is marginally better
than a chimp's grasp of calculus
We are all a bunch of bugs milling around on a microscopic spec waiting our turn to get squashed
ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die
I get moments of clarity where I "get it" and can see the whole picture but then I get a bad headache and forget it
Quote from: lethe on September 07, 2011, 04:26:55 PM
I get moments of clarity where I "get it" and can see the whole picture but then I get a bad headache and forget it
I didn't know you smoked dope.
Quote from: SBK boy on September 07, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
I didn't know you smoked dope.
He has an AARP card.
Old hippie. [roll]
My friend said to me "I think the weather's trippy." And I said "No man, it's not the weather that's trippy. Perhaps it is the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought "man, I should have just said 'yeah'."
-MH
What the shit sort of hippie drum circle did I just stumble into?
;D
i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/
Boo: Muse Lullaby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DryVmGDArTY&NR=1#)
Quote from: Jacob on September 07, 2011, 04:11:17 PM
Time is a construct of man
it is measured by our ability to perceive
our ability is limited by the parameters provided by this atmosphere
we cannot measure and understand concepts that we cannot perceive
we should get on with killing one another
stop wasting time firing rockets into space when there are perfectly good targets available down here
This is brilliance....we can start a whole new religion around this singular statement of blinding clarity [clap] [clap] [clap]
Quote from: He Man on September 07, 2011, 09:23:50 PM
i just saw this thread, i iwll post now. WTF IS THIIS THING??/
Boo: Muse Lullaby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DryVmGDArTY&NR=1#)
stuffed toy Fisher Cat
Quote from: SBK boy on September 07, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
I didn't know you smoked dope.
The scariest part about me is that I think up some wacky shit and yet don't do any drugs. My insanity is au naturale.
She's gonna need a BIG box of band-aids.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-IKa5C9G-otw/Tl6Bj-tWo6I/AAAAAAAAuLQ/5KPugJwkVog/s1600/img_8370.jpg)
I think if that bike didn't weight 6000 lbs he could save that.
You don't think that's one of those hi tech tank tops that will protect her?
If he puts his knee down he might save it. [thumbsup] I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone. [bang]
Quote from: fastwin on September 08, 2011, 02:46:08 PM
I think she's asking for a broken right wrist and collar bone. [bang]
And a free exfoliation job on her hands.
ouch. just ouch.
Come on don't you see her arm out she is just going to push it back up right.
Her back muscles look all knotted up... like they know what is about to happen....
They do....
<shudder>
will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)
Quote from: RAT900 on September 09, 2011, 09:15:33 AM
will the relationship survive??? (these things are of concern to me)
at least until they are both out of percocet
Quote from: Jacob on September 09, 2011, 11:35:22 AM
at least until they are both out of percocet
[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]
yeah I think the big fissure will be
when he tries to turn her out for discounted rates (due to all the grafting work)
to fund his pill habit
Quote from: ryandalling on September 09, 2011, 07:52:27 AM
Her back muscles look all knotted up... like they know what is about to happen....
Nah. That's just from all the meth that she's been hitting.
Meth-heads ride those annoying little 50cc scooters with the 100bd pipes.
Worst HP to DB ratio on the planet on those damn things. And if you listen closely you can hear the exhaust going "tweeeeeektweektweektweektweektweek-TWEEEKtweektweek"
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on September 09, 2011, 08:40:33 PM
Meth-heads ride those annoying little 50cc scooters with the 100bd pipes.
Worst HP to DB ratio on the planet on those damn things. And if you listen closely you can hear the exhaust going "tweeeeeektweektweektweektweektweek-TWEEEKtweektweek"
I always thought the "tweeeeeektweek" was the description of the Meth-heads' brain in action ;D
Quote from: Desert Dust on September 09, 2011, 09:53:41 PM
I always thought the "tweeeeeektweek" was the description of the Meth-heads' brain in action ;D
That would be the
"Sputtersputterputputputputputsputter...sputterputputsputter...cough...sputter...silence"
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg)
um...well i would say that is a true Wtf???? gross....ewww...& peeny????? they called it a peeny??? [laugh]
*blinks*
I uh...
I don't really know what to make of that.
Quote from: MrIncredible on September 09, 2011, 10:40:46 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfazfzslaq1qaotjto1_500.jpg)
now that was some really
really poorly written tripe
the (already severely anemic) prurient value was completely demolished
by the spelling and grammar
Yet, no one even thought to ask Dave how he even came to find such a jewel of literary prose...
Oh, and [puke]
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on September 10, 2011, 12:24:52 AM
Yet, no one even thought to ask Dave how he even came to find such a jewel of literary prose...
Oh, and [puke]
[bacon]
I thought about it, and then realized I may not want to know.
I want to find the whole story and take it to a poetry reading or something.
Quote from: zarn02 on September 10, 2011, 01:17:07 AM
I want to find the whole story and take it to a poetry reading or something.
Every once in a rare while I would sign up for a Gotham Writers Workshop in NY to see who was how good
There was always a guy in every class who would write "erotic stories" (bad porn) and loved sharing his most perverse ideas
deliberately to the discomfort of the classmates...these were cretins who just wanted to be publicly obscene to a captive audience without consequences
the upside was we critiqued each other's writing
I cannot begin to describe the delight I found in taking the creeps and their efforts down and out
I recall summarizing one critique by telling the freak that he should burn all his work
for fear that he might see it during a moment of clarity
and realize it was so bad he would be compelled to kill himself
I figure he wrote it
It's the lyrical side of Dave we rarely get to see
Oh and seriously
Dave
Burn that shit
You don't want to stumble across it sober
I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...
Quote from: Jacob on September 10, 2011, 02:33:01 AM
I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...
You are truly evil :)
Quote from: Jacob on September 10, 2011, 02:33:01 AM
I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...
See if I go to any of your weddings again.
Quote from: Jacob on September 10, 2011, 02:33:01 AM
I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...
[laugh]
Quote from: peeny on September 10, 2011, 08:29:29 AM
See if I go to any of your weddings again.
[laugh] [laugh]
why the hell did I bother to click on that link?
Quote from: Jacob on September 10, 2011, 02:33:01 AM
I would feel better If someone would change Dave's name to peeny for a month or so...
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
The Petals Fall Twice - A Dramatic Reading (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9dAxXnPFVs#)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
genius, sheer genius
and what an outstanding voice
I wonder how many takes that took to get through it without laughing? [laugh]
[laugh]
....peeny.... [laugh]
Why do I have a feeling the word will be soon be commonly exercised, among other oft-used verbiage from the collective DMF vocabulary....
Quote from: peeny on September 10, 2011, 08:29:29 AM
See if I go to any of your weddings again.
Is mom getting married again?
Quote from: peeny on September 10, 2011, 08:29:29 AM
See if I go to any of your weddings again.
But what will I do without my peeny at my wedding?
Quote from: Jacob on September 11, 2011, 04:14:46 PM
But what will I do without my peeny at my wedding?
you dont need your penny until the honeymoon... EVERYBODY knows that! [roll]
Quote from: Jacob on September 11, 2011, 04:14:46 PM
But what will I do without my peeny at my wedding?
Once you are married it no longer belongs to you. :-*
Quote from: Jacob on September 11, 2011, 04:14:46 PM
But what will I do without my peeny at my wedding?
Are we polygamists now? Cause if so, then you're not the only one thats gonna have another wedding.
Quote from: JBubble on September 11, 2011, 05:45:33 PM
Are we polygamists now? Cause if so, then you're not the only one thats gonna have another wedding.
Is Travis to be moving out there and marrying both of you?
WTF indeed! [laugh]
Quote from: JBubble on September 11, 2011, 05:45:33 PM
Are we polygamists now? Cause if so, then you're not the only one thats gonna have another wedding.
About that
We should talk
I can barely afford one wife, so WTF would I want another? ??? ???
Quote from: Desert Dust on September 11, 2011, 08:56:44 PM
I can barely afford one wife, so WTF would I want another? ??? ???
so you can endure the damnation of 2 menopauses
the key portion of menopause is men ;)
I am convinced that many of history's witch hunts and burnings
originated with one guy who couldn't take his wife's change of life
if they didn't originate with that,,, I am sure more than a few women were offered up for assessment
during the hunts because of that
(actually I realize that the forces and dynamics of witch hunts were far more arcane, complex and possibly to some extent a base-level Darwinian exercise in species regulation...remembering the proliferation of a species is based on the number of fertile females, not viable males)
well now we know the cause of the Salem witch trials :) thanks for the history lesson [laugh]
Quote from: Bick on September 11, 2011, 04:52:49 PM
Once you are married it no longer belongs to you. :-*
And, once you're married, it will seldom get used anyway.
I was given the option of getting married or getting a Porsche.
I made the more economical choice.
;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_%282010_film%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_%282010_film%29)
One of the best (and most bizarre) films I've seen in a long time. [thumbsup]
That movie sounds amazing.
*checks*
And it's on Netflix instant watch! Ohhhhhhh I know what I'm getting friends together to see soon! [laugh]
It's insane.
I'm not the absolute best at keeping up with this thread, so it's possible this is a derby.
I sort of doubt it, however.
http://gawker.com/5819464/woman-dies-of-allergic-reaction-to-the-dog-she-had-sex-with (http://gawker.com/5819464/woman-dies-of-allergic-reaction-to-the-dog-she-had-sex-with)
:o
[puke]
So the crime of "buggery" was committed? Don't they have right to privacy in Ireland? Either way, that's why they say it's always best to use a condom. ;D
could have been worse. could have been mopery.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww. [puke]
(the accompanying photo is great considering the subject, however)
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news)
Quote from: SBK boy on September 16, 2011, 03:23:29 PM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news (http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/09/pair-load-dead-friend-in-back-seat-then-hit-the-bars-on-his-tab/1?csp=34news)
what are friends for? ;D
Quote from: duck soup on September 16, 2011, 05:09:30 PM
what are friends for? ;D
Sorta what I was thinking, too. I can think of worse things to do when I'm dead.
Weekend at Bernies'... [laugh]
Some people's kids... [roll]
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/jun/30/bizarre-lawsuit-has-pinball-hall-fame-playing-defe/ (http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/news/2011/jun/30/bizarre-lawsuit-has-pinball-hall-fame-playing-defe/)
Poo powered moto?
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20115555-1/toilet-motorcycle-runs-on-human-poo-power/ (http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20115555-1/toilet-motorcycle-runs-on-human-poo-power/)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M
I was having a nice ride......and WTF ??? [Dolph]
Wow! That would be a scary collision!
JM
Predator Hyabusa. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110756382772&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en#ht_1037wt_1165)
I'm an ugly dancer. ;D
http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz (http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz)
Quote from: Stella on October 18, 2011, 10:49:29 AM
I'm an ugly dancer. ;D
http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz (http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz)
I was showing restraint in not posting the video of you out dancing the other night.
Here you go and do it yourself. ;D
Quote from: Stella on October 18, 2011, 10:49:29 AM
I'm an ugly dancer. ;D
http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz (http://theuglydance.com/?v=blvumtoxkz)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] niiiiice!
Quote from: Bick on October 18, 2011, 03:13:45 PM
I was showing restraint in not posting the video of you out dancing the other night.
Here you go and do it yourself. ;D
I have no problem humiliating myself on my own. So feel free to post all embarrassing vids and pics you please. ;D
NSFW
http://vimeo (http://vimeo). com/31090103
NSFW
Take the space out-I didn't want it to load in the browser.
??? . . . . [laugh]
Quote from: peeny on October 26, 2011, 09:57:18 PM
NSFW
http://vimeo (http://vimeo). com/31090103
NSFW
Take the space out-I didn't want it to load in the browser.
Gives a whole new meaning to "a little head"
Quote from: peeny on October 26, 2011, 09:57:18 PM
NSFW
http://vimeo (http://vimeo). com/31090103
NSFW
WTF? The ping pong ball?!?!? [laugh]
(http://www.paisanopub.com/rebelrodz/RR27SPREAD08.jpg)
One of Todd Anglani's creations, apparently. [thumbsdown]
Quote from: zarn02 on November 05, 2011, 05:37:55 PM
(http://www.paisanopub.com/rebelrodz/RR27SPREAD08.jpg)
One of Todd Anglani's creations, apparently. [thumbsdown]
apparently the headlight acts as the front brake
:P
Quote from: lethe on November 05, 2011, 06:01:50 PM
apparently the headlight acts as the front brake
I don't see the problem. I like the red shoes, the leopard colored top, her nice hair, and her smile. WTF is the issue here?
Almost forgot- she has nice headlights too! [thumbsup]
Quote from: Desert Dust on November 05, 2011, 06:46:31 PM
WTF is the issue here?
they don't like the rusty metal bench she is sitting on
it's too bad they didn't pose her on a motorcycle, it would have made a neat pic
Quote from: Mother on November 06, 2011, 01:54:25 AM
they don't like the rusty metal bench she is sitting on
it's too bad they didn't pose her on a motorcycle, it would have made a neat pic
looks like some twisted person chained her to the rear wheel
(http://i.imgur.com/bREMO.jpg)
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=56303.0 (http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=56303.0)
:)
(http://m.syfy.com/s/imgscale?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdvice.com%2Fassets_c%2F2012%2F04%2Fspyder-laser-on-shark-thumb-305x305-89850.jpg&width=308)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee412/rkd0668/2012-11-15170645.jpg)
A mad vision was followed to fruition......
Followed to fruition, but not necessarily fruitful.
some paths to personal coolness are charted by stranger stars than many of us could ever fathom ;D
That is Rucked up.
Haters gotta hate ;D
"He who sings with his tongue on fire,
Gargles in the rat-race choir
Bent out of shape by society's pliers
Cares not to bring you up any higher,
But rather,
To get you down in the hole that he's in."
(http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/byr8xfLTRNMB2duLljEPPQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http%3A//media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/motoramic/kingzl1dubs.jpg)
[puke]
Buh.
:P
traktor racing volvo terror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgYrIlGgg#)
While I heartily approve of the sentiment, I'd be putting a few more kroner into the roll cage & front end...
Quote from: triangleforge on November 20, 2012, 02:55:39 PM
traktor racing volvo terror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqqgYrIlGgg#)
While I heartily approve of the sentiment, I'd be putting a few more kroner into the roll cage & front end...
Priorities... ;D
That is awesome. [thumbsup]
I couldn't help but giggle out loud when he was blistering those giant meats on the asphalt... [cheeky]
Quote from: alfisti on November 20, 2012, 03:38:04 PM
I couldn't help but giggle out loud when he was blistering those giant meats on the asphalt... [cheeky]
I liked it when the camera guy said...
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Something tells me the Deal King is scouring craigslist/ebay right... now.
I want to know if he had to do anything to the final gearing or if the rpm increase was enough to let that old tractor do those speeds.
Quote from: ducpainter on November 20, 2012, 05:01:13 PM
I want to know if he had to do anything to the final gearing or if the rpm increase was enough to let that old tractor do those speeds.
He must have done something, it sounded like he was shifting on the fly
Video is gone :(
I sent the link to my brother, who owns an old WD45 Allis.
He thought it was cool, but he's not biting. :(
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 20, 2012, 05:54:31 PM
Video is gone :(
Here's another - or when this one's gone, search "Traktor racing Volvo terror" on Youtube...
traktor racing volvo terror (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHl24QynOM#)
[laugh]
So 20hp to about 200?
This is going on the list right after the 2 stroke rascal :D
I like it!
This is Carlos fault.
EMD GT46C-ACe Locomotive Dropped on Delivery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvyIrsZ7Zhs&sns=em#)
That'll buff right out
Oops!
Those straps didn't look heavy enough for that load... [roll]
yikes
Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 2 (Orphans, Cougars & What Not) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
That is BADASS
He really donkey punched that cougar. :o
WTF indeed.
Prices for getting things chromed...
WTF?!
>:(
Quote from: Rameses on November 26, 2012, 05:13:59 PM
Prices for getting things chromed...
WTF?!
>:(
I pay ~$600 per year for a HazMat permit for..... a waste oil tank.
Extrapolate that out for the variety and quantity of far nastier chemicals necessary for chrome plating....
Quote from: Speeddog on November 26, 2012, 05:46:34 PM
I pay ~$600 per year for a HazMat permit for..... a waste oil tank.
Extrapolate that out for the variety and quantity of far nastier chemicals necessary for chrome plating....
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This.
Your logic does nothing to ease the pain of having to pay 1200 bucks to get two bumpers and a grill bar chromed.
:P
How about that $1200 is less than buying them new?
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/1201121207.jpg)
Quote from: lethe on December 01, 2012, 01:20:06 PM
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/1201121207.jpg)
They guy has some color blindness and those wheels look green to him. Green and blue is not such a bad combo is it?
No?
Ok how about this.
Some chop shop guys ended up with those pink wheels and decided that they were worthless, so the got rid of them by stealing his stock wheels and putting the pink ones on his car. Problem solved.
Still no?
Well I don't have time for anymore, gotta run, but I'm sure I can think of something else later.
it's part of the R package
This is probably a derby, but WTF
Dubstep Christmas lights full intro | Dubstep y las luces de Navidad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7LtfYPV96M&feature=youtube_gdata_player#)
Quote from: lethe on December 01, 2012, 01:38:20 PM
it's part of the R package
Does the R stand for ridiculous?
Ok he lives on a street where dogs were chasing his car and trying to bite the tires. It is common knowledge that pink wheels on the 2.0 sentra actually detures most dogs. It's kind of
Like a deer whistle..
No?
Well then... The owner of the car is Tim Lincicum and he lost a bet with one of the other players on the team, and now he has to drive a Sentra with pink wheels for 30 days or cut all his hair off.
Quote from: lethe on December 01, 2012, 01:20:06 PM
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a295/giacco/1201121207.jpg)
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Who the make the beast with two backs would do that? Seriously [puke]
Such a senseless waste of pink wheels [bang] [laugh]
I sprayed the rims on my little Impreza gold and laugh at every other Subaru driver that spent big $ on there fancy store bought rims.
204,598 miles and counting.
(http://i.imgur.com/CU8rU.jpg)
top this ("white cat pink"):
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=60223 (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=60223)
There's just not enough weirdness happening in Fort Collins.
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 03, 2013, 03:23:50 AM
There's just not enough weirdness happening in Fort Collins.
The last year, or so there seems to have been a lot more. ;D
Ahem.
You rang? ;D
The "white cat" thing with fluorescent pink backpack happened to be in Denver last night at this place, the Meadowlark (where there's always a lot of weirdness):
http://www.meadowlarkbar.com/Photos.cfm (http://www.meadowlarkbar.com/Photos.cfm)
Yeah, the 'lark definitely has it's fair share of weirdness. Even if Bucket isn't around! ;D
WCP was the second act to play last night after Go Star, which was some kind of jazzy, psychedelic, electronic type music. http://gostar.bandcamp.com/ (http://gostar.bandcamp.com/)
Here's WCP waiting for them to finish:
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8224/8441863436_06237666dd_z.jpg)
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8225/8441863550_558ca5cfe4_z.jpg)
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8073/8440769755_fee88120df_z.jpg)
And finally, on stage!
(http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8359/8440769683_e9aaf24b5a_z.jpg)
I left about 3 seconds after I took that shot, which was about 7 seconds after he started playing.
And yes, I used the "IZ" filter on my iPhone.
Doesn't look like he likes getting his picture taken...
On my lunch I took off for a bicycle ride, where I saw a severed cat head on the side of the road. I'm a cats lover, I don't even like the one that lives in my house but what kind of sick SOB does that?
Quote from: spolic on March 13, 2013, 01:29:18 PM
On my lunch I took off for a bicycle ride, where I saw a severed cat head on the side of the road. I'm a cats lover, I don't even like the one that lives in my house but what kind of sick SOB does that?
Maybe just a coyote?
< It looked like my picture, that is, if I looked like a cat. Just a clean cut. It could have been a coyote, I've seen deer in that area, but my gut says no. It's very close to a bunch of high density housing.
I suspect you're right. Seems like the more I deal with people, the better I like coyotes.
Quote from: spolic on March 14, 2013, 08:26:55 AM
< It looked like my picture, that is, if I looked like a cat. Just a clean cut. It could have been a coyote, I've seen deer in that area, but my gut says no. It's very close to a bunch of high density housing.
If it looked free of blood, and if there was a ring of a flap of skin hanging beyond the "meat" of the neck, then that could indicate that the cat was eaten. I'm not a veterinary coroner, just speaking from sad experience. If the skin and meat are mostly flush with one another, then there may be a sick bastard out there. I would at least alert the local humane society.
While browsing ebay... a sales representative selling himself disguised as a 1960's Ducati ad? [popcorn]
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Circa-1960s-Motorcycle-Sales-Representative-/290878164638?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43b9b08e9e#ht_500wt_1182 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Circa-1960s-Motorcycle-Sales-Representative-/290878164638?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item43b9b08e9e#ht_500wt_1182)
I think that's a creative way to get your name out there.
"... an intricate part of his life..."
I suppose given the complexity of motorcycles that's literally true, but I suspect he meant "integral". Details matter when one's trying to market oneself.
Regardless... until Ducati figures out it's motog frontend issues, the guy is better served posting he once sat on a Honda.
According to my highly calibrated Dog-leg measuring device, there is now about 8" of snow in my driveway.
WTF!!
Quote from: herm on March 19, 2013, 09:57:00 AM
According to my highly calibrated Dog-leg measuring device, there is now about 8" of snow in my driveway.
WTF!!
Welcome to spring
birds of prey will also do that...I find the occasion bunny head in my neighborhood and we have lots of falcons or hawks or whatever around these days...no coyotes yet
I think this belongs here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dllo85ZSUk#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2dllo85ZSUk#!)
Good call! ^^^ WTF??
Meanwhile, in Estonia... [laugh]
They probably got paid for that.
I'm in the wrong business.
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 27, 2013, 09:11:19 PM
I'm in the wrong business.
This is correct. You should be making suppressors.
:D
Yeah, yeah
http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html (http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html)
Looks like our police chief just earned himself a spot in the WTF thread........
Quote from: The Architect on April 06, 2013, 10:52:29 AM
http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html (http://www.wmur.com/news/nh-news/After-resignation-many-in-New-London-support-police-chief/-/9857858/19640536/-/qc3duu/-/index.html)
Looks like our police chief just earned himself a spot in the WTF thread........
bet he has 1 hell of a photo album
Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today?
I wasn't the brand we use either.
JM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 09, 2013, 08:06:46 PM
Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today?
I wasn't the brand we use either.
JM
backyard butter bomb?
http://weirdcreative.com/what-can-you-say-about-this-talent-408/ (http://weirdcreative.com/what-can-you-say-about-this-talent-408/)
Uuh...Mental floss? lol ;D
I have seen that done with spaghetti...but a condom...ew [puke]
I guess ribbed for her pleasure wouldn't work here.
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 09, 2013, 08:06:46 PM
Why was there a barely used stick of butter, still in its wrapper floating in our pond in our locked and fenced backyard today?
I wasn't the brand we use either.
JM
Oops.
Sorry dude.
http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/preconception/0606/is-sperm-the-new-superfood.aspx?xid=aol_wte-preg_16_20130603_&aolcat=HLT&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl25%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D325507 (http://www.whattoexpect.com/wom/preconception/0606/is-sperm-the-new-superfood.aspx?xid=aol_wte-preg_16_20130603_&aolcat=HLT&icid=maing-grid7%7Chp-desktop%7Cdl25%7Csec1_lnk1%26pLid%3D325507)
mooooooo
I am not a fan of stupid television but I got sucked into watching Americas Got Talent the other night. Thinking watching all the weirdo's would be fun this one really weird guy just has to be seen. It truly belongs in the WTF thread. Let me know what you think. Oh and the guys name is "Special Head"..........
http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltdYifMB8z8 (http://www.youtube.com/embed/ltdYifMB8z8)
That was cool as hell
It's actually an old Indian Fakir trick. Been around so long that most people have forgotten about it. Here is a link to the explanation. The thing that makes it so fun to watch is the delivery. He blew peoples minds with an old trick, brilliant! Of course he won't go any further than this one trick unless he has the entire fakir bit down. He did go to extra effort to make the cane mobile though. [beer]
Link?
Magic trick revealed, invisible chair, secret of levitation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I8cLhCcQ4#)
and for the needed WTF....
Tree Removal with Car Fail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm2xppv97xI#)
Thanks for posting that up Lethe! [beer]
Quote from: Skybarney on June 09, 2013, 04:19:52 PM
Thanks for posting that up Lethe! [beer]
I already knew how to find it as I looked it up after seeing the show the other night and needed to know how that worked. [laugh]
RE: car pulling tree down..........WTF!!
the only thing better than watching that idiot tear the heart out of his car would have been if the tree had actually come down.
on the car..
Now for a real WTF!
Tim Tebow signing with the Patriots????? [thumbsdown]
Dont' know if you'll get the same WTF moment as I did, but I haven't a clue what it might be in YouTube's algorithm (or my viewing history) that would decide that an ad for Olay & women's razors would be the perfect intro to this video:
British Grand Prix 1979 Silverstone (Sheene vs Roberts) Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNX4MUtB8DQ#)
I mean, I at least sort of get why I get spanish-language commercials for laundry detergent before most MotoGP videos, but this?
Quote from: triangleforge on June 11, 2013, 11:18:34 AM
Dont' know if you'll get the same WTF moment as I did, but I haven't a clue what it might be in YouTube's algorithm (or my viewing history) that would decide that an ad for Olay & women's razors would be the perfect intro to this video:
British Grand Prix 1979 Silverstone (Sheene vs Roberts) Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNX4MUtB8DQ#)
I mean, I at least sort of get why I get spanish-language commercials for laundry detergent before most MotoGP videos, but this?
Thankfully...
we don't have to watch it when you embed it. ;D
Thanks for the vid. [thumbsup]
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41686 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41686)
how goes that world hunger thing.... got it solved yet?
pregnant dogy Resting Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v98CPXNiSk#)
WTF? ;D
[laugh]
Parking in a no parking zone - Kinda....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTBpSSNelA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXTBpSSNelA)
Ouch! If it hadn't been for that 'no go' hoop, he might have saved it. But yea, WTF?
I thought that you were to drop a knee when going through a roundabout. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ39oY3aq2A
Seems like the music should have been 'Roundabout' by Rush. lol
or
XTC English Roundabout (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrD84P_zxU#)
Poodle Exercise with Humans (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4#)
Hey bp, what exactly were you looking for when you found this...
JM
lumpy pregnant doges
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/19/this-new-honda-is-rumored-to-go-130-mph-get-40-mpg-and-cut-your-lawn/ (http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/07/19/this-new-honda-is-rumored-to-go-130-mph-get-40-mpg-and-cut-your-lawn/)
Not to open up a discussion of the politics of Obamacare, but...
http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/need-health-care-coverage-just-dial-1-800-make the beast with two backsyo-to-reach-obamacares-national-hotline/ (http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/03/need-health-care-coverage-just-dial-1-800-make%20the%20beast%20with%20two%20backsyo-to-reach-obamacares-national-hotline/)
Quote from: LowThudd on June 20, 2013, 10:58:05 AM
Seems like the music should have been 'Roundabout' by Rush. lol
I think you mean Yes.... ;)
it's dangerous to do a cannonball into a swimming pool?
Quote from: spolic on October 10, 2013, 12:59:37 PM
it's dangerous to do a cannonball into a swimming pool?
Yes, it is!
Among many other activities, like handstands without a helmet.
So glad somebody is looking out for the children!!!
(http://postalmag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/justmove.png)
i thought Michael Jackson was looking out for the children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSe8WoWLKY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSe8WoWLKY)
It might look something like this when the $#!t hit the fan. WTF was the hippo thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM)
http://digitaldeconstruction.com/meet-balls-disturbing-testicular-cancer-mascot/#.UnlGHvmkrwo (http://digitaldeconstruction.com/meet-balls-disturbing-testicular-cancer-mascot/#.UnlGHvmkrwo)
That's just wrong.
Quote from: Speeddog on November 05, 2013, 12:12:43 PM
That's just wrong.
This is too
http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/ (http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/)
Can we get Ddan suspended for a few months for that last post?
Ahhh, my eyes! Pass the bleach.
Quote from: Ddan on November 05, 2013, 12:49:30 PMurl=http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/]http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/[/url]
My wife says Miles looks pretty good in that jacket...
Quote from: spolic on November 05, 2013, 03:46:06 PM
Can we get Ddan suspended for a few months for that last post?
Ahhh, my eyes! Pass the bleach.
It is even on CNN.com!
Quote from: mstevens on November 05, 2013, 03:51:05 PM
My wife says Miles looks pretty good in that jacket...
I'm a little worried about Miles since he moved out West. [laugh]
Quote from: The Architect on November 05, 2013, 04:12:23 PM
I'm a little worried about Miles since he moved out West. [laugh]
Just a little?
Ya know I think if he can post such offensive man art I should be able to talk about politics. ;D
Quote from: Skybarney on November 05, 2013, 04:31:49 PM
Ya know I think if he can post such offensive man art I should be able to talk about politics. ;D
I think I should be able to kick you in the nuts 'cuz I feel like it.
How's that work? ;D
If we film it can I get rich and famous like the guys on Jackass? Might be worth a swift kick ;D [laugh]
(http://zeqps2k4t563atbs730zvzq12aw.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/The-21-Most-Awkward-Family-Photos04.jpg)
Damn, that's a good pic. I looked at it for a while.
Quote from: Ddan on November 05, 2013, 12:49:30 PM
This is too
http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/ (http://www.demilked.com/hot-mess-motocorsa-ducati-panigale-1199/)
(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTOj3zLQ0-MDKBp0Qm5atxqE0AuzsCKeXsfB8psUH-ZnBOdMhyK5Q)
It's just sexual liberation. Remember Rosie the Riveter? We'll survive.
Quote from: Ducatamount on November 09, 2013, 10:59:18 AM
Damn, that's a good pic. I looked at it for a while.
I think the one with the gun is Geddy Lee.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/464078_306359586096476_131088805_o.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1277995_554783047920794_1421205878_o.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/290264_226338950765207_1314137085_o.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1266940_562700457129053_140895367_o.jpg)
These things are creepy as make the beast with two backs to me.
Quote from: alfisti on November 11, 2013, 06:18:44 PM
These things are creepy as make the beast with two backs to me.
Babies?
Quote from: DRKWNG on November 12, 2013, 03:24:51 AM
Babies?
Those are dolls.
People dress them up and cart them around in strollers as if it's really their kid.
Creepy. As. make the beast with two backs.
yup creepy lol..
New holiday stamps: Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and... a gingerbread house. WTF USPS?
(http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/usps-holiday-mailer-e1385051544305.jpg)
There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!
Quote from: spolic on November 21, 2013, 12:53:02 PM
There is this thing that you might have heard about called Festivus....come on!
is that the day when Ducati comes out with a motard?
Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/ (http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/)
Quote from: Ducatamount on November 22, 2013, 02:31:53 PM
Not sure if this belongs here as it doesn't make me angry. Actually kind of the opposite.
http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/ (http://www.laravisual.com/old-finnish-people-with-things-on-their-heads/)
Wow! A truly bizarre cultural phenomenon.
What?
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo)
Quote from: Mendo Dave on December 12, 2013, 11:43:24 AM
What?
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo (http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=universe-really-is-a-holo)
That article appeared to be written in English, but I didn't understand much of it at all.
^^ basically...
just along for the ride
bazinga!
Jerky Gun ?!?!?!?!?
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000T3HXA8/?tag=051-20 (http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000T3HXA8/?tag=051-20)
looks like budget low rent Slim Jim's...but still....
My dog runs free all day. However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him. Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin. Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/Skybarney/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg) (http://s46.photobucket.com/user/Skybarney/media/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg.html)
Ahhhh... the life of a dog. Mine would have tried to drag it inside to show it off. "Hey Dad, look what I found!"
Awesome. ..
Quote from: Skybarney on December 23, 2013, 11:28:16 AM
My dog runs free all day. However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him. Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin. Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/Skybarney/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg) (http://s46.photobucket.com/user/Skybarney/media/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg.html)
Not quite as big but heres one my dog caught herself.
(http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb347/dapaoli/C621CB51-BF0A-4FCC-8DF5-7DFF8426DE6B_zpsatufcegv.jpg) (http://s1201.photobucket.com/user/dapaoli/media/C621CB51-BF0A-4FCC-8DF5-7DFF8426DE6B_zpsatufcegv.jpg.html)
I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit. The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick. I always ask the same question; What did they eat before Purina?
Good catch for your pup [thumbsup]
great... now easters make the beast with two backsed up
Our Boxer/Malinios mix got three rabbits last year, and a Robin.
The WTF part? She comes back in the house and throws up rabbit parts. Usually recognizable too.
JM
A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!
The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!
She left in a hurry.
(https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s526x296/1521220_10152135642082915_335938676_n.jpg)
Quote from: LMT on January 02, 2014, 01:08:43 PM
A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!
The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!
She left in a hurry.
If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know. Total BS.
Sooooo what was it?
Quote from: Skybarney on December 23, 2013, 11:28:16 AM
My dog runs free all day. However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him. Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin. Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/Skybarney/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg) (http://s46.photobucket.com/user/Skybarney/media/e87379f26c_zps8b749217.jpg.html)
Quote from: Stella on January 02, 2014, 05:47:23 PM
If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know. Total BS.
My guy gets all the agent info when the key is checked out. He talked to her. Lucy was in full protect the manor mode!
Quote from: LMT on January 02, 2014, 01:08:43 PM
A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!
The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!
She left in a hurry.
Good thing you weren't processing those drugs on the table while you were in your birthday suit just then. ;D
Quote from: Skybarney on January 02, 2014, 10:31:40 AM
I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit. The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick. I always ask the same question; What did they eat before Purina?
Good catch for your pup [thumbsup]
Yup, we get the wtf face when they find out we feed ours raw.. chicken drumsticks and all... I just tell them do your research, and do you see wolves eating kibble?
Stella, It was a calf that had initially been taken down by coyotes. I have a tracker on his collar and he is back in the same field every morning the last two days. I think the coyotes got another calf...
The cattle company that owns that field is run by bean counters and not real ranchers so it is not uncommon to see them drop off cows prior to calving. Lots of dead ones out there every year. It kinda pisses me off.
when I grow up, I wanna.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6f-j0Gc3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6f-j0Gc3)
Quote from: bobspapa on January 08, 2014, 02:56:51 PM
when I grow up, I wanna.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6f-j0Gc3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6f-j0Gc3)
"Video does not exist"
???
try here
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430)
human, you are now modified and ready to launch
Quote from: bobspapa on January 08, 2014, 03:00:34 PM
try here
http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430 (http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430)
I got as far as the hooks and bailed..... Some people are just not right. ???
(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/p526x296/1528535_10151943917828160_1626824254_n.jpg)
Was gonna put this in the picture thread, but I feel this is a more appropriate spot.
Wise choice.
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/ (http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/)
Quote from: howie on January 21, 2014, 06:01:11 AM
http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/ (http://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/squirrel-appreciation-day/)
Not a single recipe on the whole page?
WTF indeed, Howie.
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?
My favorite color is the one the cat drags home. [thumbsup]
Quote from: ducpainter on January 21, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?
My favorite color is the one the cat drags home. [thumbsup]
;D
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"
<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."
<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"
<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."
Quote from: Speeddog on January 22, 2014, 10:58:21 AM
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"
<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."
<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"
<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."
[puke]
Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.
http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/ (http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/)
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 26, 2014, 06:59:47 AM
Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.
http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/ (http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/)
That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."
I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. [roll]
Quote from: krolik on February 26, 2014, 07:54:49 AM
That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."
I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. [roll]
Just give it some time.
snake eats crocodile
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld)
Maybe after someone steals that girls bike (and I hope they do) she can marry that snake.
Quote from: ungeheuer on March 03, 2014, 01:57:24 AM
snake eats crocodile
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld (http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/03/03/11/13/snake-eats-croc-after-epic-fight-in-qld)
Imagine bouncing over that on yer DR...... :o
Eh, it was only a metre long, that's just a little garden lizard. [roll]
Truth be told, if I got into a battle with a crocodile and actually won, I'd eat rhe bugger as well. Not all at once, of course, and I'd see to it that I got a belt and a suitcase or maybe some shoes out of it.
Apparently the planning and zoning commission has mistaken shipping containers for structures. Apparently here they are not movable objects.
such bs.. gotta hide it in the woods
close call. run ya ass off..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0km94VCyek&feature=youtube_gdata_player (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0km94VCyek&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXu92d307KU#t=35 (//http://)
Quote from: The Last In Line on January 29, 2015, 04:35:46 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXu92d307KU#t=35 (//http://) (//http://) (//http://)
The carnage in this country would be epic
That road is the suck!
Reminds me of some old school video game. Can't place the name....
Carnage here too I reckon.
Incredible judgement, skill and goodwill.
Just shows what's possible if we would cooperate and share the road.
A House is missing.
http://kobi5.com/news/local-news/item/missing-house-in-klamath-falls.html#.VO7UCoY76K1 (http://kobi5.com/news/local-news/item/missing-house-in-klamath-falls.html#.VO7UCoY76K1)
Well, it has been a long cold winter with many people running low on firewood. ;D
If it hasn't been burnt for heat it would be hard to hide, even if you disguise it a little.
(http://s3.visordown.com/uploads/images/medium/76647.jpg)
Article:
http://www.visordown.com/snippets/man-caught-with-a-minivan-strapped-to-his-bike/26587.html (http://www.visordown.com/snippets/man-caught-with-a-minivan-strapped-to-his-bike/26587.html)
JM
https://youtu.be/dn3Mey-w4DA
Quote from: the_Journeyman on April 23, 2015, 05:56:43 AM
(http://s3.visordown.com/uploads/images/medium/76647.jpg)
Article:
http://www.visordown.com/snippets/man-caught-with-a-minivan-strapped-to-his-bike/26587.html (http://www.visordown.com/snippets/man-caught-with-a-minivan-strapped-to-his-bike/26587.html)
JM
Looks shopped...
Just because the right rear tire is flat?
Quote from: Never Ning Dave on August 04, 2015, 11:43:46 AM
Just because the right rear tire is flat?
No, the whole thing just looks...off. I mean, besides the obvious "truck on the back of a trike" thing. Lighting looks out of place, outline of the van just looks like it was cut out of another picture.
So Multiple things have you skeptical. (Dr's Voice) Can you describe how this makes you feel?
Quote from: NAKID on August 04, 2015, 11:58:09 AM
No, the whole thing just looks...off. I mean, besides the obvious "truck on the back of a trike" thing. Lighting looks out of place, outline of the van just looks like it was cut out of another picture.
No crazier than this:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8040/8063346270_68755ce8b1.jpg)
and that's not a "1 ton" van... it's one of those wierd clown-sized vans...
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r116/jrodnj/microvan001.jpg)
Quote from: Dirty Duc on August 04, 2015, 12:08:04 PM
No crazier than this:
(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8040/8063346270_68755ce8b1.jpg)
I have a picture somewhere that I took while in Korea of a guy with about 15 5 gallon propane tanks on his bike!!!
Quote from: Dirty Duc on August 04, 2015, 12:08:04 PM
and that's not a "1 ton" van... it's one of those wierd clown-sized vans...
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r116/jrodnj/microvan001.jpg)
I think by 1 ton they meant the weight, not the cargo capacity.
Quote from: NAKID on August 04, 2015, 01:24:08 PM
I have a picture somewhere that I took while in Korea of a guy with about 15 5 gallon propane tanks on his bike!!!
I was actually looking for one of those pictures... it was a regular sight in Seoul. :)