that the 4000 boxes of teas taking up an entire cabinet will ever be used...just keep the three that people like?
that the 2 dozen 12 year old jars of Emerils Fish spice will ever be opened or used again?
anyone will use the cheap-ass puss yellow Kraft mustard THAT NO ONE TOUCHES and/or stop using the good stuff I BOTHER TO BUY?
that the crumbling bulb on the turkey baster syringe from the first Thanksgiving will heal itself and start working again if it is left in a drawer long enough?
that someone will want one of the half-dozen (decades old) printers or desktops in the garage?
that every cancelled check and paid bill must be saved for the rest of our lives?
You forgot the bags of plastic bags from the grocery store. I can understand a 10 or so, my wife needs a supply of at least 10 gross. Yet we use the fabric bags at the store because we are so make the beast with two backsing green.
I caught 10 mins of that show Hoarders.
I immediately went out to the garage and started chucking shit.
The two airbox lids and factory handlebars came close to coming down off the pegboard, I was in a sweat.
that we need two bottles of water, a sweater, a snack, tissues, asprin, coffee, make-up and a phone just to leave the house for a ten minute errand? (add another metric ton of crap if you have kids)
that everyone is very very impressed by what you drive?
that we need waxed paper AND parchment paper?
that the light in the corner isn't burned out?
that we really, genuinely, deeply care about gymnastics and figure skating every four years?
that we love our relatives even though they are assholes to us most of the time?
that giving our trash to Goodwill is an act of charity?
that everything is just fine?
that everything is going to hell in a hand basket?
sac
That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!! >:(
IT'S in EVERY F****** commercial and/or movie!!
that we're "multi-tasking" when surfing DMF at work? ;D
that all newborn babies are "beautiful" and/or "cute"
That being on TV is a reason for people to be interested in what you do?
That having an audience means that your opinions are the correct ones?
Quote from: Jaman on October 08, 2010, 12:14:02 PM
that we're "multi-tasking" when surfing DMF at work? ;D
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! >:(
that Eric Clapton knew she was pretending to understand?
Eric Clapton - Pretending (Edit)(Album Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2PvnM7Vds&ob=av2e#normal)
Quote from: IZ on October 08, 2010, 12:08:41 PM
That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!! >:(
IT'S in EVERY F****** commercial and/or movie!!
There was one in the neighborhood two days ago who screeched as the crows were tormenting it. I watched. It's true. Sorry Izzer.
Carry on with the pretending!
Ok I have one: we ARE all as clever with creative script as Rat900!
;D
That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!!
That noise in the commercials is actually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles make much goofier noises.
They dub in the hawks, because they sound meaner. True story.
;D
These are GREAT!!! keep going!!
Quote from: Stella on October 08, 2010, 12:50:06 PM
There was one in the neighborhood two days ago who screeched as the crows were tormenting it. I watched. It's true. Sorry Izzer.
Carry on with the pretending!
Ok I have one: we ARE all as clever with creative script as Rat900!
;D
OK..so maybe you heard it once in CO. You don't here in the desert. I've lived all over this state for 17 years now and never heard it once. You do though in all these damn commercials/movies. It so friggen cliche!!
...that guys will EVER win the "up versus down" toilet seat agrument.
that we ever really believed it was butter. We knew dude, let it go.
sac
Quote from: IZ on October 08, 2010, 01:38:59 PM
OK..so maybe you heard it once in CO. You don't here in the desert. I've lived all over this state for 17 years now and never heard it once. You do though in all these damn commercials/movies. It so friggen cliche!!
If you rolled down the windows of that U-Haul van, maybe you'd hear them.
[evil]
Quote from: Stella on October 08, 2010, 02:04:03 PM
If you rolled down the windows of that U-Haul van, maybe you'd hear them.
[evil]
I wouldn't make IZ angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:1f884OSDleCZfM:http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7426/dorf450.jpg&t=1)
sac
/took a while to find a IZ_ one ;D
...that submarines trying to be stealthy in Hollywood movies are actually pinging their sonar in a slow and steady repetition?
Heck, I've seen the steady sonar ping beat used in movies when there wasn't even a submarine involved in the story.
Then, the other day while channel surfing I came across "Widowmaker K19". There was Hans Solo doing his best Soviet Sub Commander routine deep inside the conning tower of the sub. Wasn't paying much attention, but I swear there was the sonar ping beat in the background.
But wait!
Hans goes topside. Lo and behold, the damn sub was in drydock.
[bang]
That we buy Christmas gifts because we love somebody, and not from some ingrained sense of obligation.
that McNuggets and chicken patties are food:
http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its (http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its)
That the spatula my father has (since I was a kid) that has 20 or more burn marks in it and the handle is half the original length is irreplaceable.
that i'm gonna sell the 1st bike, just as soon as i finish [insert]
that you really are going to start exercising THIS week
that your grand plan to consolidate/break-up the business is an original idea that's going to turn the place around, as opposed to just the opposite of whatever the last guy did
that rash will clear up on it's own
that the strippers actually like you
that Socal Monster owners actually go on rides (few exceptions)
Quote from: IZ on October 08, 2010, 12:08:41 PM
That one actually hears eagles/birds screeching in the deserts, forest..anywhere outdoors for that matter!! >:(
IT'S in EVERY F****** commercial and/or movie!!
Dude, I hear them all the time, Owls too, but then I listen for em ;D ;D [roll] [roll]
who who who whooooooooooo
Keeeeeeeeeeeea keeeeeeeeeeeeea
Okay back on subject
Someday I'm going to find a use for those duc OEM mufflers
Someday I'm going to need that original paper air filter that came with my monster
and was immediatly replaced with a K&N
Someday I'm going to wear that black Marlon Brando MC Jacket again
Someday I'm going to make flower pots of the collection of dated helmets and used MC tires
I happen to like lets pretend time
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 08, 2010, 09:12:13 PM
Cable guy?
I pretend I'm more interesting than I actually am
Quote from: bobspapa on October 08, 2010, 09:10:33 PM
I happen to like lets pretend time
[roll] oh...alright so do I [cheeky]
Quote from: bobspapa on October 08, 2010, 09:16:03 PM
I pretend I'm more interesting than I actually am
Underwater basket repairman?
....................i'm not really going ...to .........di..e.
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 08, 2010, 09:38:05 PM
Underwater basket repairman?
I'm...... Bicycle Repair Man!
(http://www.theoldbicycleshowroom.co.uk/ekmps/shops/theoldbicycle/images/monty-python-bicycle-repair-man-287-c.jpg)
Quote from: akmnstr on October 08, 2010, 08:23:22 PM
Dude, I hear them all the time, Owls too, but then I listen for em ;D ;D [roll] [roll]
You live in Alaska though AK. You see Eagles there as often as I see lizards! [cheeky]
OK..PLEASE..for the love of god! Can we stop pretending that these women with the duck-lip injections and botox faces look good. [puke]
Quote from: IZ on October 09, 2010, 06:07:24 PM
OK..PLEASE..for the love of god! Can we stop pretending that these women with the duck-lip injections look good. [puke]
You can't see them when you doing the double white eyed rollback. :D
That we're all unique and precious snowflakes.
Someday I'm going to change my bad habits into good habits.
All that has gone before me will some day be made all better.
I will no longer go on disliking certain people past and present.
I will make my third fortune after having lost most of my last 2.
Someday I will meet the 2nd love of my life.
I still have time to do the things I have been putting off.
Dolph
.....that I give a flying f*ck what she is saying
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on October 09, 2010, 09:09:23 PM
That we're all unique and precious snowflakes.
make the beast with two backs you
i am a precious snowflake
That the mods most of us make will somehow satisfy us, and that they'll make a significant difference in our riding experience.
Quote from: Mother on October 09, 2010, 10:59:36 PM
make the beast with two backs you
i am a precious snowflake
We all are.
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 08, 2010, 06:52:14 PM
that Socal Monster owners actually go on rides (few exceptions)
[laugh] * 1e11tyB
That my dislike for the new Monsters will wain.
That Ducati's marketing guys know what the 'F' they're doing.
That new 'Coke' was better than old 'Coke'.
That Vernors Ginger Ale brewed in Texas tastes any-make the beast with two backsin-thing like Vernors out of Detroit.
Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 10, 2010, 09:09:42 PM
That Vernors Ginger Ale brewed in Texas tastes any-make the beast with two backsin-thing like Vernors out of Detroit.
[thumbsup] ^^
On the subject of "pop"..we had Faygo Rock-n-Rye when we went back to MI to visit family last summer. YUM!
That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal
*cough* helmets
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal
*cough cough*
boobies
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: IZ on October 10, 2010, 09:26:20 PM
[thumbsup] ^^
On the subject of "pop"..we had Faygo Rock-n-Rye when we went back to MI to visit family last summer. YUM!
There are a few places here in NM that have aime Faygo products, but ALL Vernors is the TX crap. :(
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal
hammer handles being a prime example.
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 10, 2010, 10:33:02 PM
*cough cough*
boobies
;D
[bacon]
sometimes I forget so many of you are from california
the boobies up here are real
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2010, 10:49:47 PM
sometimes I forget so many of you are from california
the boobies up here are real
so is the hair under the pits. :-X
Quote from: IZ on October 10, 2010, 10:56:55 PM
so is the hair under the pits. :-X
[laugh] [laugh]
Quote from: IZ on October 10, 2010, 10:56:55 PM
so is the hair under the pits. :-X
I also forget you lived in Seattle
we have real boobies and shorn hair
Oregon is like baby bears porridge
They also think makeup is for Halloween.
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 10, 2010, 11:51:16 PM
They also think makeup is for Halloween.
That's because it is
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal
Dildos?
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 11, 2010, 12:00:42 AM
Dildos?
umm... whatever floats your boat :P
:-*
;D
[bacon]
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 11, 2010, 12:05:09 AM
umm... whatever floats your boat :P
:-*
;D
[bacon]
Oh, you prefer wood? Figures.
Quote from: kopfjäger on October 11, 2010, 12:37:02 AM
Oh, you prefer wood? Figures.
[laugh]
Just my own wood... ;)
that anything packaged as "organic" or "natural" means it is good for you....or the environment?
...that eyeglasses correct vision, particularly peripheral vision.
Columbus discovered America...he discovered the Bahamas Archipelago
That local news is not just a list of car accidents, deaths, robberies, and vague health or safety threats leading up to weather and sports.
Nudity on TV is worse than violence.
That booze is not a drug. A really awesome legal drug.
That being an asshole is some kind of treatable psychological condition.
that you are actually going to ride this weekend?
:-\
sac
Quote from: Sắc Dục on October 11, 2010, 10:48:06 AM
that you are actually going to ride this weekend?
:-\
sac
Hey, I rode. Just not with you and that dude with the bacon fetish. [laugh]
That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.
That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.
Quote from: Sắc Dục on October 11, 2010, 10:48:06 AM
that you are actually going to ride this weekend?
:-\
sac
derby... [laugh]
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 08, 2010, 06:52:14 PM
that Socal Monster owners actually go on rides (few exceptions)
Robert, you missed some good riding.. Brand new pavement in a lot of the canyons and no [leo] !
Ok, back on topic:
...that if Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab just *one more* time, it will work?
Quote from: Doctor Woodrow on October 11, 2010, 02:02:17 PM
That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.
That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.
[clap]
Quote from: Doctor Woodrow on October 11, 2010, 02:02:17 PM
That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.
That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.
You must spend a lot of time with my football nutcase brother in law! :P
I love interacting with pro sports fanatics.
It's great when one comes up to me, practically foaming at the mouth about the upcoming "Big Game", whatever the hell it happens to be.
They're usually blurting something to the effect of, "Wow, I bet you're going to watch the game tonight - it's gonna be awesome!"
To which I reply, "Nope, don't care in the slightest, they can all spontaneously combust, I have better things to do."
Then I get a look like a third eyeball just erupted from the center of my forehead, before they slink away as if I'm a leper.
Quote from: Doctor Woodrow on October 11, 2010, 02:02:17 PM
That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.
That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.
That THIS World Cup will be different, and Americans will start to care about soccer beyond the years they have kids in grade school.
That golf is actually interesting.
That anyone actually does any work at 'work/golf' meeting, c'mon how many multimillion deals are REALLY closed over a game of golf.
That we anyone actually watches golf on TV.
that retailers sell you their product for "below" their cost. [coffee]
That all the product lines GM produces are actually "different" cars and the same not re-badged, re-shaped box of shit.
That Buick was a better choice to keep than Pontiac.
That all those bull-shit drugs that get temporary EPA approval are really healthy for you.
That the Snuggie was a good idea.
That life is safe if you stay indoors and just watch the boob-tube.
Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 11, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
That all the product lines GM produces are actually "different" cars and the same not re-badged, re-shaped box of shit.
I'm afraid we have to pull your green card
and
put you on the next bus to hell
Quote from: Duck-Stew on October 11, 2010, 06:12:44 PM
That all the product lines GM produces are actually "different" cars and the same not re-badged, re-shaped box of shit.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with
Government Motors... what more could you expect from a company owned by the federal gov't
Quote from: Veloce-Fino on October 11, 2010, 09:17:43 PM
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Government Motors... what more could you expect from a company owned by the federal gov't
Huh? GM, Ford and Chrysler have been rebadging for decades.
Quote from: Doctor Woodrow on October 11, 2010, 04:07:06 PM
That anyone actually does any work at 'work/golf' meeting, c'mon how many multimillion deals are REALLY closed over a game of golf.
Quite a few here, actually.
...that "Homeless" is still a polite euphemism for the de-institutionalized insane,,there really are legitimate destitute families on the streets now
That Texas is the biggest and bestest state in the union.
That the Civil War never ended.
That barbecue is health food.
That a beer belly looks good.
Maybe I've been spending too much time in rural Texas!
that we are "wine tasting" not just getting drunk in the afternoon.
that "brunch" means anything other than breakfast with booze.
that this stuff tastes so damn good we would drink it even if it didn't have alcohol in it.
sac
I'm gonna do a little "beer tasting" later this afternoon. :)
That being a smarty-pants Mr. Know-It-All is such a better way to spend your life than being able to do one simple thing and do it perfectly.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=425_1286828885 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=425_1286828885)
...that the fervent and virulent practice of Onanism is a sin?
Quote from: RAT900 on October 12, 2010, 11:47:29 AM
...that the fervent and virulent practice of Onanism is a sin?
Is that true? Am I not really going to Hell!!
Praise Be. I'm saved!! [bow_down] [bow_down]
Now back on track.
That all those women that I consider during Onanism crave my body!
....that college athletes (especially big name football and basketball players) do their own work and don't receive any financial "benefits."
Quote from: akmnstr on October 12, 2010, 12:41:27 PM
That all those women that I consider during Onanism crave my body!
They actually do!!!....
what really turns them on is if they look out their bedroom windows at night
and see you standing there grinning while stroking Thor's Hammer at them
Quote from: RAT900 on October 12, 2010, 01:15:41 PM
They actually do!!!....
what really turns them on is if they look out their bedroom windows at night
and see you standing there grinning while stroking Thor's Hammer at them
Thanks, I should never loose faith in my appeal! [clap] [clap]
Quote from: Mother on October 10, 2010, 10:06:37 PM
That any plastic item is better than an item made from wood and/or metal
I'm getting you a wooden IV bucket instead of a bag, and inflexible metal IV tubing next time you're in my hospital, which seems fairly likely when you crash after having trouble seeing through the metal lenses of your sunglasses.
Quote from: Jobu on October 12, 2010, 01:01:05 PM
....that college athletes (especially big name football and basketball players) do their own work and don't receive any financial "benefits."
...that college sports are important. ;D
....that golf is a macho pursuit
...that cheerleaders are athletes and cheerleading is a sport. [roll]
I mean, they're fun to look at, but if you're cheering for a team you're just another fan.
that anyone actually gives a shit about anything that doesn't affect them personally?
That something sounds bad when you don't actually have to do anything to make it happen.
That managers are the people most qualified to lead.
That survivor isn't fixed.
That we do anything online except look at porn and search for any excuse not to work.
That Buells look good.
Quote from: okpanic on October 14, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
That something sounds bad when you don't actually have to do anything to make it happen.
That managers are the people most qualified to lead.
That survivor isn't fixed.
That we do anything online except look at porn and search for any excuse not to work.
That Buells look good.
Who's been doing that?
My imagination isn't that good.
Quote from: pompetta on October 14, 2010, 07:02:21 AM
...that college sports are important. ;D
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-finger004.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
;D
I have a neighbor that has to clean and polish his POS Buell everytime he rides it. when I am getting home from work he will walk over and start to tell me all the stuff he has done and how cool it is. It's a buell. I am more impressed by my buddy's SV650....
...that Harleys have a reliability problem but Ducatis don't.
(Should I duck and cover now?)
Quote from: Bun-bun on October 14, 2010, 11:40:20 AM
that anyone actually gives a shit about anything that doesn't affect them personally?
Sounds like my last two bosses. :P
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 14, 2010, 08:17:52 AM
...that cheerleaders are athletes and cheerleading is a sport. [roll]
I mean, they're fun to look at, but if you're cheering for a team you're just another fan.
Yeah-it's just what? A bunch of jumping around and what not. Like gymnastics without the starvation and failure by the time you're 14 and not a world champ.
HUSH you!!! ;)
Trust me, no starvation in gymnastics... at least not when I was coaching/competing. It seems like if I wasn't training I was eating! Plus, because of the difficulty and power needed for the tricks the athletes are throwing these days, you can't be too frail. When Kim Zmeskal won her world championship she was 26 and weighed about 130lbs... solid muscle! :o
With the underage Chinese athletes excepted, [roll] take a look at female gymnasts these days. Pretty compact...
just say'n... ;D
[bacon]
Cheerleaders.
I remember, beginning in junior high and all the way through high school, I thought, man, they sure are hot, but WHAT the hell are they doing?
It was like robots dancing, in an oddly compelling way.
I didn't get it, but I kept it to myself.
Quote from: Junkie of Bacon on October 14, 2010, 08:17:52 AM
...that cheerleaders are athletes and cheerleading is a sport. [roll]
I mean, they're fun to look at, but if you're cheering for a team you're just another fan.
cheerleaders
are the sport
B-I-N-G-O
Quote from: Mother on October 17, 2010, 12:08:54 AM
cheerleaders are the sport
Let's stop pretending it's otherwise.
Quote from: howie on October 11, 2010, 09:47:39 PM
Huh? GM, Ford and Chrysler have been rebadging for decades.
Just because they have been doing it for decades doesn't make it a good idea.
How about we stop pretending that something not being made like they used to be is a bad idea.
Quote from: pompetta on October 14, 2010, 07:02:21 AM
...that college sports are important.
...that professional sports are important.
.....that you can win a Shelby GT-500 at McDonalds.
http://www.eatwithaspork.com/fun/bigmac/?prize=shelby&Submit=Start+Eating%21 (http://www.eatwithaspork.com/fun/bigmac/?prize=shelby&Submit=Start+Eating%21)
...that it's all the government's fault?
...that DP doesn't actually have a sense of humor?
That I am really going to save the world!
That I deserve my inflated paycheck!
That anyone really gives a shit!
That I'm going to accomplish something meaningful at work today!
(Does this sound like a typical Monday?)
Quote from: Speedbag on October 17, 2010, 05:43:09 AM
...that professional sports are important.
[/quote
Moto Racing included?
Moto racing is important because Motorcycles ARE very important .....they have the power ( no pun ) to heal one's soul !
Dolph :)
That LIFE is fair....
Dolph
...that we need 400 lbs. of old phonebooks and yellow pages going back to 1993 stuffed into every available drawer
Quote from: RAT900 on October 26, 2010, 01:21:11 AM
...that we need 400 lbs. of old phonebooks and yellow pages going back to 1993 stuffed into every available drawer
But how else am I supposed to figure out when Nam Phoung closed and the rest of the world got a little darker? ???
Quote from: Speedbag on October 17, 2010, 05:43:09 AM
...that professional sports are important.
Kop..I think he means pro baseball, basketball and football.
....that IZ will get a better cell phone to take pictures with.
That it's normal for 7th graders to not know the continents.
JM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 26, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
That it's normal for 7th graders to not know the continents.
JM
Yea, 7th graders... not knowing the continents.... ;D
Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 26, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
That it's normal for 7th graders to not know the continents.
JM
The important part is that their self esteem hasn't been bruised........continents shmontinents.
Can we stop pretending that winning isn't important.......
that "feelings" are more important than FACTS
Quote from: the_Journeyman on October 26, 2010, 02:58:56 PM
That it's normal for 7th graders to not know the continents.
JM
7th graders? Continents?
I say if you're still wetting the bed at that age something is very wrong.
Quote from: NorDog on October 27, 2010, 02:22:03 PM
7th graders? Continents?
I say if you're still wetting the bed at that age something is very wrong.
No, that's just the European Continent........
.........ill get my coat.......
Quote from: Speedbag on October 26, 2010, 02:27:30 PM
....that IZ will get a better cell phone to take pictures with.
Blackberry Storm..wtf?! [cheeky]
that Nancy Grace is not the Anti-christ.
That Mr. Incredible is still alive and that its not his wife posting in his name, trying to cover her tracks. Trying to hide her crime in plain sight. Very cunning.
sac
Quote from: Sắc Dục on November 01, 2010, 11:00:56 AM
That Mr. Incredible is still alive and that its not his wife posting in his name, trying to cover her tracks. Trying to hide her crime in plain sight. Very cunning.
sac
Let the feeding frenzy for Mr. Incredible's stuff begin.
I heard he has a BMW GS.
Quote from: akmnstr on November 01, 2010, 01:06:45 PM
Let the feeding frenzy for Mr. Incredible's stuff begin.
I heard he has a BMW GS.
Had. S'mine now.
[coffee]
I took the Falcon and gave it to Duck-Stew... Now I get to ride his Café Racer! ;D
[evil]
[bacon]
That you wouldn't do the same sins that politicians and pro athletes do if you had the same means and the lifestyle...
mitt
that sock-gnomes don't exist...
that all the 'new' drugs w/the laundry-list worth of potential side-effects are really safe to use...
that the dishwasher is capable of sandblasting and scrubbing the hard-forged carbon formations off a scorched frying pan
Quote from: RAT900 on January 08, 2011, 10:40:43 PM
that the dishwasher is capable of sandblasting and scrubbing the hard-forged carbon formations off a scorched frying pan
Well, your not paying her enough then. ;)
...that life isn't empty and utterly devoid of meaning and that we're all unique and precious snowflakes rather than animated bags of meat that live in an uncaring universe to which all our efforts are infinitesimally less than a gnat's sneeze in a hurricane?
What? Too much? [laugh]
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 08, 2011, 11:33:12 PM
...that life isn't empty and utterly devoid of meaning and that we're all unique and precious snowflakes rather than animated bags of meat that live in an uncaring universe to which all our efforts are infinitesimally less than a gnat's sneeze in a hurricane?
What? Too much? [laugh]
:o :o :o :o
you mean we are little more than pathetic little bugs crawling around on a spinning half-molten mud ball at the ass-end of an infinitely microscopic universe that probably fails to occupy an iota of space between two molecules in the wart on the scrotum of the cosmos?
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 08, 2011, 11:33:12 PM
...that life isn't empty and utterly devoid of meaning and that we're all unique and precious snowflakes rather than animated bags of meat that live in an uncaring universe to which all our efforts are infinitesimally less than a gnat's sneeze in a hurricane?
What? Too much? [laugh]
As a further afterthought...certain fields, professions or career paths you may not want to pursue:
Psychiatrist
Psychologist
Grievance Counselor
Therapy field in general
Suicide Hotline Attendant
9-1-1 Call Center Agent
Religious Leader with Pulpit privileges in any faith except perhaps a virulently aggressive Nihilism Movement
Teacher K-thru 5th grades
Air Traffic Controller
Airline Flight Attendant or Pilot with intercom or passenger-contact privileges
Commencement Speaker at any graduation ceremony
Master of Ceremonies at any awards or recognition event in any field of endeavor
I am sure there are more but I think you get the gist of this free advice I offer
[thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
I'm so depressed now :-\
Quote from: Raux on January 09, 2011, 05:01:06 AM
I'm so depressed now :-\
Send Drunken Monkey a PM he can really brighten your day
...that Ducati management gives two shits what we think about any new model they release?
Quote from: Privateer on January 09, 2011, 08:03:53 AM
...that Ducati management gives two shits what we think about any new model they release?
Almost makes you wish they'd bring back Pierre Terblanche
Quote from: RAT900 on January 08, 2011, 10:40:43 PM
that the dishwasher is capable of sandblasting and scrubbing the hard-forged carbon formations off a scorched frying pan
How about dried oatmeal? The strength of crazy glue doesn't compare to a bowl with a few grains of dried oatmeal.
Quote from: The Architect on January 09, 2011, 02:25:07 PM
How about dried oatmeal? The strength of crazy glue doesn't compare to a bowl with a few grains of dried oatmeal.
+1
Not sure exactly what it transforms into after a day in the sink.....
Quote from: Speedbag on January 09, 2011, 03:10:42 PM
+1
Not sure exactly what it transforms into after a day in the sink.....
stone
Pretty sure stone would be easier to remove.
More like a concrete with a Gorilla Glue base.
. . . that alcoholic beverages taste good. I don't care how much you to tell me that the 18 year scotch/vintage Burgandy you have is the best tasting thing ever. Fact is, if it didn't have booze in it you wouldn't drink it. Its all about the impairment.
sac
Quote from: Sắc Dục on January 09, 2011, 05:52:56 PM
. . . that alcoholic beverages taste good. I don't care how much you to tell me that the 18 year scotch/vintage Burgandy you have is the best tasting thing ever. Fact is, if it didn't have booze in it you wouldn't drink it. Its all about the impairment.
sac
Just because you prefer pear cider and Bailey's Irish Creme.. :-*
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 09, 2011, 05:58:13 PM
Just because you prefer pear cider and Bailey's Irish Creme.. :-*
[bacon]
might as well lick the sweat off a dead hooker's balls
[puke]
Quote from: Mother on January 09, 2011, 06:10:51 PM
might as well lick the anal sweat off a dead hooker's balls
[puke]
fixed... [evil]
..that Mother and The Bacon Junkie aren't deviants.
:-*
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 09, 2011, 06:40:30 PM
..that Mother and The Bacon Junkie aren't deviants.
:-*
I know the panchetta prostitute is
but
I'm a well adjusted tax payer
Since when did dead hookers have balls. Where the hell do you guys hang out? [bang] [laugh]
Quote from: oldfastwin on January 09, 2011, 06:52:50 PM
Since when did dead hookers have balls. Where the hell do you guys hang out? [bang] [laugh]
ask mother... I don't know any dead hookers. :-X
[bacon]
Quote from: oldfastwin on January 09, 2011, 06:52:50 PM
Since when did dead hookers have balls. Where the hell do you guys hang out? [bang] [laugh]
The balls of her/his feet in Mother's case. He is camping on the celebrity foot fetish bandwagon.
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on January 09, 2011, 06:40:30 PM
..that Mother and The Bacon Junkie aren't deviants.
:-*
Wait, when were we pretending that? You guys never send me the memos...
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on October 08, 2010, 06:52:14 PM
that Socal Monster owners actually go on rides (few exceptions)
lies!
Quote from: Privateer on January 09, 2011, 07:32:24 PM
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs016.snc6/166630_1800292332304_1389679964_1972394_3047302_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs076.snc6/168625_1800293572335_1389679964_1972398_1859334_n.jpg)
that bacon is all that.
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on January 10, 2011, 08:33:04 PM
that bacon is all that.
...and here I thought you and I were friends, Mary. This makes me sad... :'(
;)
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 10, 2011, 11:02:36 PM
...and here I thought you and I were friends, Mary. This makes me sad... :'(
;)
[bacon]
I told you you had no friends. ;D
Quote from: humorless dp on January 11, 2011, 07:35:09 AM
I told you you had no friends. ;D
Oh, yeah.... forgot. :P
;)
[bacon]
That bacon fat does not contribute to stroke and heart disease. [bacon] [bacon]
(still want to be a friend but facts is fact)
Same for smoking.
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 10, 2011, 11:02:36 PM
...and here I thought you and I were friends, Mary. This makes me sad... :'(
;)
[bacon]
Stirring the pot ;)
yes, a little agitation is a good thing.....
...that we care what bacon fat does to our hearts.
[bow_down] [bacon]
Quote from: NorDog on January 11, 2011, 02:36:16 PM
...that we care what bacon fat does to our hearts.
[bow_down] [bacon]
Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich stärker
Quote from: slowpoke13 on January 11, 2011, 06:13:47 PM
They all look parked to me...
Maybe they were trailered up there for a photo shoot
Quote from: NorDog on October 08, 2010, 02:01:39 PM
...that guys will EVER win the "up versus down" toilet seat agrument.
That we're sorry when we do? DONT CARE!!!
Quote from: RAT900 on January 12, 2011, 03:45:35 AM
Maybe they were trailered up there for a photo shoot
I found it hard to believe myself when seven Ducatis showed up in front of my house! Last time I had a ride planned, about 20 people RSVP'd yes, but then it turned out to be only Dac Duc... Everyone one else had a hangnail or had to paint their girlfriend's dog, or some other lame excuse... [roll]
I still think they only showed up because I bribed them with bacon! [laugh]
[bacon]
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on January 12, 2011, 10:48:37 AM
I found it hard to believe myself when seven Ducatis showed up in front of my house! Last time I had a ride planned, about 20 people RSVP'd yes, but then it turned out to be only Dac Duc... Everyone one else had a hangnail or had to paint their girlfriend's dog, or some other lame excuse... [roll]
I still think they only showed up because I bribed them with bacon! [laugh]
[bacon]
Yup...rides and/or shoots at the range get better turn-out results with some form of bribery/incentive dangled
its that age old self-interest vs. common cause thing