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Started by Grampa, June 03, 2008, 11:34:38 AM

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roy-nexus-6

#30
June 03, 2008, 05:06:08 PM
Quote from: Gearhead_42 on June 03, 2008, 12:14:08 PM
go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line?

And never get involved in a land war in asia.

Yoda9

#31
June 03, 2008, 05:10:15 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on June 03, 2008, 12:25:54 PM
...buy cheese in a alley..

there's truck that sells seafood in a local hardware store parking lot on Saturdays....I think I'd add that to the list
2001 M900 Dark

Kaveh

#32
June 03, 2008, 05:17:33 PM
I can't believe no one mentioned this yet:

Don't piss into the wind (both literally and figuratively speaking)

DesmoDiva

#33
June 03, 2008, 05:23:51 PM
"watch out where the huskies go,
  don't you eat the yellow snow"

-F. Zappa
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Bun-bun

#34
June 03, 2008, 05:29:56 PM
Quote from: DesmoDiva on June 03, 2008, 05:23:51 PM
"watch out where the huskies go,
  don't you eat the yellow snow"

-F. Zappa
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"i'll ignore your cheap aroma,
and your little bo peep diploma.
I'll just put you in a coma
with my dirty love."
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

herm

#35
June 03, 2008, 05:30:42 PM
invade Russia, and not conquer the country before winter sets in
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

rgramjet

#36
June 03, 2008, 05:49:49 PM
Eat a "head" or "tongue" taco from a big chrome van with "MEXICO" spray painted on its side, parked across the street from the DMV.....


There might not be any left when I make the 12 mile trek to get a few....thems good!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

iDuc

#37
June 03, 2008, 05:50:35 PM
Never light a fart when bare-assed.

(See, the underwear serves as a sort of flame-arrester and protects......oh, never mind).
M800Sie
R.I.P. 4/29/07

rgramjet

#38
June 03, 2008, 05:52:56 PM
eat a boatload of KimChee the night before a 4 hour plane ride...
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

#39
June 03, 2008, 05:54:43 PM
get off the toilet to throw up..... 8)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

#40
June 03, 2008, 05:56:44 PM
Date a hooker.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ROBsS4R

#41
June 03, 2008, 06:01:08 PM

Leave the shower to pee
SOLD 03 - Ducati Monster Dark M620

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Bun-bun

#42
June 03, 2008, 06:07:57 PM
Argue politics with Ducatizzz!
"A fanatic is a man who does what he knows God would do, if only god had all the facts of the matter" S.M. Stirling

Buckethead

#43
June 03, 2008, 06:11:51 PM
Talk politics/religion while drunk.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ROBsS4R

#44
June 03, 2008, 06:15:22 PM

Rev your Engine to warn others around but forget to pull the clutch in
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05 - Ducati Monster Blue/white S4R

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