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TiNi

#15
July 13, 2011, 02:29:29 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 01:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there


[laugh] [clap] [clap] [thumbsup]

Speedbag

#16
July 13, 2011, 04:18:38 AM
 [bow_down]  [laugh]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

dolci

#17
July 13, 2011, 04:43:18 AM
 [bow_down] [bow_down]
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

2005 620ie
1998 GS500E - gone

rgramjet

#18
July 13, 2011, 04:51:26 AM
I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer.  It didn't go.  Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.  [puke]

Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

#19
July 13, 2011, 04:55:05 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on July 13, 2011, 04:51:26 AM
I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer.  It didn't go.  Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.  [puke]

Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?

story said the police retrieved some and took it to the hospital.

ex post facto circumcision?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#20
July 13, 2011, 04:56:39 AM
Gotcha.  I couldn't bring myself to read it. 
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducatiz

#21
July 13, 2011, 04:58:53 AM
I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#22
July 13, 2011, 05:22:28 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on July 13, 2011, 04:58:53 AM
I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.

Father Bruce Ritter and Covenant House is one of my favorites   ;D [thumbsup]
This is an insult to the Pez community

Stella

#23
July 13, 2011, 06:23:47 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 01:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine
The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious
and served with a bottle of wine

Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill
and soon fell asleep and made not a peep
not knowing his wife was quite ill

he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part
with a knife dull and rusty
with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace
into a disposal quite crusty

I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there

Oh my.....    awesome.      [laugh]    [clap]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ungeheuer

#24
July 13, 2011, 06:33:06 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [clap]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

KnightofNi

#25
July 13, 2011, 06:59:22 AM
i am now rethinking my recent policy of being a man whore.

i think i'm going to become a monk instead.

you never know where the crazy will come from.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Speedbag

#26
July 13, 2011, 08:05:55 AM
No doubt the term "pulling a Becker" will become part of our daily lives from here on....
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ducatiz

#27
July 13, 2011, 08:12:35 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Monsterlover

#28
July 13, 2011, 08:31:57 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 01:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!


Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine

The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious

and served with a bottle of wine


Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill

and soon fell asleep and made not a peep

not knowing his wife was quite ill


he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part

with a knife dull and rusty

with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace

into a disposal quite crusty



I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there


[laugh] awesome

also, what's wrong with you ;D

never mind, I already know.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

The Bacon Junkie

#29
July 13, 2011, 08:39:44 AM
 ;D

You can always count on RAT for some lyrical gymnastics!  [thumbsup]








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